DCrearview…well maybe Jesus came back in the 70′s as a Bee Gee, BUT, the coke was so good, and the ‘tang was so flowin’ forgot why he came. Just sayin’ Makes as much sense a zombie savior the requires vampirism for eternal life.
That hairstyle takes a level of commitment not usually bestowed upon Easter. Kudos to you my good woman, today’s McDonalds is on Ronald (at least that is my best guess at what fast food place she’s in).
Ah, Easter. The day we celebrate Jesus Christ’s wonderful and selfless sacrifice, dying on the cross to save mankind, fall to shit as he comes back to life three days later, meaning his heroism in suffering through death means absolutely sweet fuck-all