Comments on: Dumped

By: lemonhead

lemonhead — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 19:13:57 +0000

I bet she pooped, then took a shower to try and cover up the smell. And obviously forgot to flush. Maybe she meant to flush after the shower?

By: meliwozza

meliwozza — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 01:25:48 +0000

Girls who poop are just very convincing transvestites. Everyone knows that REAL girls never poop, burp, fart, or even mention those words out loud.

Now if you’ll excuse me I have been out of the kitchen too long already.

By: faifai

faifai — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 15:15:08 +0000

Wow, do you really type that way? I hope for the sake of everyone around you that you are in actuality literate and that you were attempting to be clever because this is lamebook.

By: summah

summah — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 12:59:34 +0000

OMFG Mercure! LMFAO!!!
enerbal, Yaya, U Guys rock!! hehehe

n yea unless d toilets skanky its hard to leave it all there unintentionally.. even my exs toilet was shit n I could flush it.. WTF!!??? n d break up at d end LOLOLOL made my day XD

By: JYoung300

JYoung300 — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 18:03:03 +0000

FAKE…Women don’t poop. DUH!

By: karaokelove

karaokelove — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 23:40:01 +0000

Surely the fact that Lisa doesn’t flush, and that Steven’s roomate left a note telling her to flush, CANNOT be the only reasons they broke up, right?

If so, I never knew twelve year olds could share an apartment.
I really hope not… then again she deserved it. ha ha

On another note, if she doesn’t flush doesn’t that make it obvious she most likely doesn’t wash either… So so disturbing…

By: Museite

Museite — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 20:00:26 +0000

Tremendous … one of the all time great lamebook posts.

By: michellec

michellec — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 07:07:32 +0000

This is the funniest thing I have read on lamebook. Love it!

By: theman11

theman11 — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:54:38 +0000

wow that steven lisa situation .is comedy

By: jtibbs

jtibbs — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:04:26 +0000

I wish. He still has a job, but cleans up after he “hovers”.

By: xBenji65

xBenji65 — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 01:55:34 +0000

and then what happened jtibbs? did he get fired?

By: jtibbs

jtibbs — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:41:15 +0000

We had a phantom crapper at my work. We would walk into the stall and find poo all over the actual toilet seat. Happened 3-5 times a week. It took us months, but we finally found out who was doing it.

By: yaya

yaya — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:36:14 +0000

BTW off topic, but again, not too far. After my dinner plans went awry thanks to Lisa, I ended up making horshoes for dinner instead.

By: yaya

yaya — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:34:28 +0000

@SensibleMadness Not true, if I’d known you were the kinda guy who wants to share my bra I’m happy to oblige. Goddess knows any excuse to lose my bra is a good one. I have been distant because finding out you were anatomically male got me and my gud gud all in a twitch, lol

By: vj

vj — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:37:01 +0000

*isn’t

By: vj

vj — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:35:53 +0000

Lisa needs to get herself an eating disorder, actually nevermind, an unflushed toilet full of puke isnt any better.

By: Piranhafem

Piranhafem — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:07:56 +0000

Serial turd burglars are sick, passive-aggressive freaks who get a thrill from the thought of grossing someone out with their special masterpiece.

Long ago, I worked as a maid for a summer, and one day during a job I needed to use the client’s toilet. I created the biggest log of my life and it jammed the toilet. I panicked and called the other maid working with me for help. When she saw my handywork, she exclaimed, “Girl, what the hell have you been eating, two-by-fours?” That still makes me laugh.

By: Sensible Madness

Sensible Madness — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 06:53:23 +0000

@justbeingsmiley: you’re making life harder than it needs to be. If you want to preserve the illusion that you don’t poop, the best way to do it is poop in the yard and blame it on the dog. If your boyfriend doesn’t have a dog, try crapping in the cat’s litter box. If he has no pets at all, your only hope is to create a diversion. I suggest setting the house on fire. With any luck, you’ll be able to do your business between the time the smoke alarm goes off and the time the house is entirely engulfed in flames.

By: justbeingmiley

justbeingmiley — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 03:10:55 +0000

I don’t have the balls to shit at my boyfriends place. If I ever feel natures call I simply say I have to grab something from my car and then run across the street to gas station.

By: Anitalaff

Anitalaff — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 01:19:18 +0000

THis is a clear cut case of “I’m so hot, I don’t even have to deal with basic human decency”.

By: Fairy

Fairy — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 22:38:50 +0000

funny shit!
@33 slimjayz i too burst out laughing at that comment!
yaya my 4 year old daughter is somewhat of a turd burglar herself i feel your pain!

stupid stupid Lisa should have flushed or denied all knowledge! totally gross

By: jelly

jelly — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 22:09:06 +0000

If it was one of those times when you’re at someone elses house and the toilet just refuses to put the right amount of force into it’s flush, then I would feel sorry for her. There’s nothing more humiliating than realising that it’s just not gonna go down. But four times?! That’s intentional.

By: jukaswo

jukaswo — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 21:39:02 +0000

Good! Who the hell doesn’t flush the toilet after taking a shit? ESPECIALLY at someone else’s house. That’s some silently hostile behavior, right there. What a selfish, disgusting little bitch.

By: facecrooks

facecrooks — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 21:24:08 +0000

Cruel, but funny! I would love to hear an update on the story. he he

By: Stretch

Stretch — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 20:24:11 +0000

Uncooked meatloaf made me laugh pretty heartily. Lisa is gross.

By: avemariek

avemariek — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:31:16 +0000

lisa practicly asked to be dumped

By: Tinderbox

Tinderbox — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 12:20:17 +0000

I guarantee that Lisa doesn’t wipe well either. Check her panties.

By: vj

vj — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 09:05:35 +0000

It makes sense that Lisa typed in caps, she’s used to getting things out of her system in big and apparent ways.

By: Kizzle

Kizzle — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 08:37:28 +0000

Hilarous, best lamebook post for a while! I admire that guy’s friends

By: Meyanna

Meyanna — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 05:20:55 +0000

Adults=people who flush toilets.

Lisa=ew.