My ex used to do that from time to time, but I didn’t have the heart to mention it. I really don’t understand why/how it happens. Personally, I like watching it go down and then high fiving myself in the mirror.
We have a turd burglar at my house. I am not sure how we started referring to the culprit that way (as nothing is being burgled but rather something is being delivered) but said culprit, 9 yr old daughter is main suspect, will take a massive dump and then leave it in the bowl. There is nothing nastier than walking into the bathroom and finding someone else poo staring up at you.
Lisa deserves ever bit of ridicule she gets, my burglar is 9. Lisa is a grown butt woman and should be capable of flushing. If she is not concerned about bf’s roommates seeing her delivery then she should flush. A bit late at this point to try and pretend she’s all dainty and offended.
I am sort of wishing there were a phot of the uncooked meatloaf. Off Topic (but not too far) I now need to get a new menu planned for dinner tonight because I SWEAR TO YOU I was actually planning to cook a meatloaf for dinner tonight and that ain’t happening now.
What’s the point in dropping the kids off at the pool if you aren’t gonna let them ride the waterslide at the end?
Well done on the dumpage steven, I wouldn’t want my kids to have a mom like her either, not surprised the relationship went down the crapper…
Ok, i’ll stop with the toilet humour and crap jokes now… ok, now
I used the saying ‘dropping the kids off at the pool’ the other day cuz I didnt want to say shit in front of all the kids that were at my house. My 5 year old son loves to go swimming and perked up when he heard that and said ‘I wanna go too… Can I play with them daddy?’ I nearly shit myself laughing
This is so funny. Reminds me of the lamebook post about the guy whose poop looked like he “shot a chocolate easter bunny in the head”. I don’t get why Lisa got so mad, I figured that if you bothered to poop and not flush it meant you were proud of what you did.
hahaha i thought this was great, then i got to the end and thought it was fuckin _amazing_!!! steven went from being “in a relationship” to “single”, hahahahahaha cool as fk! tim’s cool too, lisa just needs training (to flush, to type, to grow up etc) hahahaha
@Mykl42: My old boss would qualify under that category, let me explain: He’s in his late 50s, long gray hair in a pony tail, and every time I see him he gives me a kiss on the check that seems to linger a little too long, and I can’t pull away. He makes me feel very uncomfortable. That is a creepy old guy.
My basic rule is never date anyone younger then your oldest child. Appreciate but, don’t leer. Let’s be honest would I really want to have a serious discussion about the merits of Lady Gaga with a 19 year old? LOL
My brother does this all the time. We share a bathroom and he’ll secretly take a dump and leave the seat down. When I am half asleep and I have to pee at two in the morning, I’ll go in there and lift up the seat to find his percolating mess. Poor Lisa though. For a woman, this is the embarrassment equivalent as when a politician is caught in an affair.
Lisa is not only gross…she is very dumb. There are 3 guys living in a house and she doesn’t (at least on Facebook) immediately deny it was her that had the colossal BM?
Deny, deny, deny…especially when it comes to leaving enormous dirt snakes unflushed at your boyfriend’s place.
If I were her boyfriend I’d drop her for this even if the roomates didn’t ‘raise a stink’ about it. Gross! Chicks don’t do that!!
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If it was one of those times when you’re at someone elses house and the toilet just refuses to put the right amount of force into it’s flush, then I would feel sorry for her. There’s nothing more humiliating than realising that it’s just not gonna go down. But four times?! That’s intentional.
@justbeingsmiley: you’re making life harder than it needs to be. If you want to preserve the illusion that you don’t poop, the best way to do it is poop in the yard and blame it on the dog. If your boyfriend doesn’t have a dog, try crapping in the cat’s litter box. If he has no pets at all, your only hope is to create a diversion. I suggest setting the house on fire. With any luck, you’ll be able to do your business between the time the smoke alarm goes off and the time the house is entirely engulfed in flames.
Serial turd burglars are sick, passive-aggressive freaks who get a thrill from the thought of grossing someone out with their special masterpiece.
Long ago, I worked as a maid for a summer, and one day during a job I needed to use the client’s toilet. I created the biggest log of my life and it jammed the toilet. I panicked and called the other maid working with me for help. When she saw my handywork, she exclaimed, “Girl, what the hell have you been eating, two-by-fours?” That still makes me laugh.
@SensibleMadness Not true, if I’d known you were the kinda guy who wants to share my bra I’m happy to oblige. Goddess knows any excuse to lose my bra is a good one. I have been distant because finding out you were anatomically male got me and my gud gud all in a twitch, lol