re⋅tard /rɪˈtɑrd, for 1–3, 5; ˈritɑrd for 4/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [ri-tahrd, for 1–3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4] Show IPA
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–verb (used with object) 1. to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.
–verb (used without object) 2. to be delayed.
–noun 3. a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.
4. Slang: Disparaging. a. a mentally retarded person.
b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
5. Automotive, Machinery. an adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle.
Lamebook is oarsome ‘cos of the comments. Flexo , you are so goode at being badd. u rokk <3, oh and of course the "i love turtles" boy rokks too*the real one, not the fake one*
to tha people who are sayin shit about me then jus you WATCH…!! if you think i DON’T succede then whey did i just get two jobs at mcdonalds and kfc… bet you all could’nt handle two jobs!! N peeple sayin shit about my pairents, they succeded in everything they ever done…… You are all jus jealousse!
Lamebook comments section just sucks lately. Not because of flexo but because of everybody who’s not ignoring the troll. Which is all a blessing in disguise – I really have better things to do. *leaves the room*
Yawn. I really really REALLY hope that “Flexo”, “Fleco” and all the other lame similar names are the same person. I have a wondeful image in my head of a lonely teenager talking to himself via a laptop and a Web 2.0 website.
But seriously, stop. It’s very boring and makes you sound like a 13 year old.
Now, I’ve been thinking about our fortune to be able to chat like this on Lamebook, and I’ve come to the conclusion that we are realy not to blame. Because no matter what ever we say here everything will still remain the same. And the sort of discusssions on this board will, and have always been, just remain asamusement for all of us in a very subjective way. Moody fuckin dooue. Strindberg yes. It’s blue again.
So what is more pathetic? Flexo, or the people pretending to be flexo by cloning him, like this fleixo? Or are they all the same person, making this person the biggest loser/possibly schizo person on lamebook?
You flexo imposters are really ruining the comment thread for me and others who enjoy the REAL flexo’s bs. You people are truly pathetic and should go fuck each other. Thanks for being complete asinine retards.
We saw the western coast
I saw the hospital
Nursed the shoreline like a wound
Reports of lover’s tryst
Were neither clear nor descript
We kept it safe and slow
The quiet things that no one ever knows
So keep the blood in your head
And keep your feet on the ground
If today’s the day it gets tired
Today’s the day we drop out
Gave up my body and bed
All for an empty hotel
Wasting words on lower cases and capitals
STFU with the typo excuse. Ugh! He’s still lame for leaving it. It’s his own fecking photo caption and he didn’t bother to edit it! That’s lame in my book.
Also, @Willie Nelson – musical legend but you fail! Flexo was being ironic, there’s a lot of lame jokes bouncing about… retart, ratcoon, brians, etc… that you understand the more you look at
This is stupid.
So he made a typo or maybe he can’t spell. Big deal.
Some people are bad at spelling, it’s not the end of the world.
At least he graduated!! That’s more than what lots of these stupid kids can say these days.
Does anyone think that Michael does not look like the product of his parents? Looks to me like his mom was fucking the latino guy who used to clean their pool.
Okay first off… ITS RETARD.
Please people if you are going to hate then hate properly.
And once again “R E T A R D” Only ONE “T/t”
And for those of you with “special needs”, take the spaces out of R E T A R D, or leave them.
It really doesn’t matter because you’re a dumb fuck.
Fighting with a retard over the spelling of “retard” is not going to make you superior to his intelligence. In fact, it just makes you seem like a retard yourself.
Maybe you should read the other comments, and realize he is in fact misspelling on purpose. So congratulations for being just a downy as everyone else. By the way, you forgot the apostrophe in “ITS”.
Fighting with a retard over fighting with a retard over the spelling of “retard” is not going to make you superior to his intelligence. In fact, it just makes you seem like a retard yourself.
By the way there is no reason to capitalise the word “regards” mid sentence.
Just to avoid confusion – I’m not the real flexo. I’m just a sardonic parody who happens to resent both “Commen Speling Mistakes on the Interwebs” and attention-seeking trolls. Seeing as that flexo happens to be both….
And while I empathize with lehcareht, I’m really sorry, honey, but it’s futile. Believe me, many people have tried. So spare yourself the agony and just enjoy the fact that you can spell. It’s a privilege, really.
Now cue flexo! When is he going to start cursing at me?
By the fuck – when are you dumb fucking newbies going to realise that flexo’s constant “misspelling” of RETARTS is a running gag from a much earlier Lamebook post – the main point of which was the repeated mis-spelling on RETART on Facebook.
Stop fucking complaining when you do not know that of which you speak.
If I contradicted myself, then so did you. All you did was rewrite what I did, for a stab at being funny. Nice try. Although, it just made you seem lame.
hm….
first?
If you are going to fail in spelling do it right… Suck Seed
He mixed up two letters; it’s not that much of a big deal. Still funny though.
Would’ve been better if he’d graduated with an English degree.
I don’t get it! What did he spell wrong?
Honestly, couldn’t this have been a joke?
I hate turtles.
what a fucking retard.
@Nicola
WOW………a typo and somehow he is bad at english? Having fat fingers and being illiterate are to very different things.
You fail Nicola
Anyone else think he looks a little like Eric Bana?
mel, you are the retart……retard isn’t a word.
aw. bless his heart.
He’s a hottie. I’m more than willing to forgive the typo on this one.
@flexo
You fail
re⋅tard /rɪˈtɑrd, for 1–3, 5; ˈritɑrd for 4/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [ri-tahrd, for 1–3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4] Show IPA
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–verb (used with object) 1. to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.
–verb (used without object) 2. to be delayed.
–noun 3. a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.
4. Slang: Disparaging. a. a mentally retarded person.
b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
5. Automotive, Machinery. an adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle.
I’m more concerned with the fact he named the album “Graduation ’007″.
purple apple – um “succede” has 3 problems.
I’d hit it.
It could’ve very easily been a typo.
@ Willie Nelson shut up, flexo is the greatest facebooker and lamebooker in existence! go get high with Towellie, you hick ((btw i love your music))
@ the FAKE Zombie Kid just no
@foolish wolf
It it more than obvious that he traveled into the future. He suck seeds for his parents and takes a photo in the year 20007.
willie nelson, light up another joint gramps. you could have gotten that from anywhere, give me a credible source and dictionary.com isnt credible.
And how about that Bondtastic year reference?
Because, you know, in the nineties I would write stuff like ’998 and ’999. It was up to others to figure out which millennium I was referring to.
Must’ve been a James Bond themed graduation. But whatever, it must’ve sucked. His parents don’t look very happy with his succese.
Flexo in the HIZ OUSE!
This is kinda lame… Not worthy of it’s own post… Lamebook didn’t succede here
FAIL
thats at the cmac!
Dude, your dad has a mint porn ‘stache! Right on! Does mommy have a seat on it? Or do you?
@Boz…
No, but confusing “two” and “to” means you are (a fail at English, that is).
hahahaha its not a typo – this guy is just a moron
silly, you are write. good job.
Lamebook is beginning to suck because of the comments.
Btw, they’re spelling things wrong on purpose.
I like big donkey dick.
Lamebook is oarsome ‘cos of the comments. Flexo , you are so goode at being badd. u rokk <3, oh and of course the "i love turtles" boy rokks too*the real one, not the fake one*
Maybe he meant secede? They look like the type…
for me it seems obvious that its a joke from his side.
turtles doesnt like you either. they dont care.
kat, you need to type that in english retart.
This is hardly lame. Apparently they didn’t get any good submissions over the weekend. *yawn*
today is monday evening
hmm.. I would say it’s lame. Considering the young man really hasn’t SUCCEEDED in spelling correctly. quite funny if you ask me.
maybe his parents helped him acheeve everything possible (spelling mistake intended!)
to tha people who are sayin shit about me then jus you WATCH…!! if you think i DON’T succede then whey did i just get two jobs at mcdonalds and kfc… bet you all could’nt handle two jobs!! N peeple sayin shit about my pairents, they succeded in everything they ever done…… You are all jus jealousse!
michael, you are an asshole who can’t spell good at all retart, use your brians
his parents are the reason the lemon tree succedes
Is flexo kidding in all his misspellings?? It’s really driving me nuts
retart isn’t a word you RETARD….!! jealousse
i’m just wondering why ” my ” is in CAPS …
jealoussey is an uhglee thinge
flexo, it’s “an assholes”
jaydee, are you an asshole or what. i know a lot of ass holes but you are the biggest retarted asshole of all TIME.
I suck loads of dick
nice try john, you cloner asshole. i would never say something gay like that.
hahah fucking flexo
I think I’ve shopped at the K-Mart his dad is the General Manager of.
Just trying to help, you motherless son of a mexican.
buffaloafofbreaducation.
you all should be ashamed of yourselves.. my son is a sucksessfull yung boyy. hes not retarteded, he is a jeanyus
Good day all! I am the new flexo, and I run this board now. You cooperation is much appreciated.
Sincerely,
F-BOMB
that was lame wannabe asshole.
bananahammock?
Lamebook comments section just sucks lately. Not because of flexo but because of everybody who’s not ignoring the troll. Which is all a blessing in disguise – I really have better things to do. *leaves the room*
this sucks, tbh this is a win coz he wrote “007″ lol
im full of cookie crumbs
@ flexo
please refer to comment #56.
Thanks, and have a great day!
@ qwertzxcv
Again, please refer to comment #56. I appreciate your understanding.
-F-BOMB
now i have to change my name because of that asshole wannabe. oh well.
#56 was no fun
it was lame and this imposter is an ashole who has no brian.
Better than lamebook : http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/
@ Meeeee
You can barely read half of the crap on that site. I click on the pictures and it pulls of a crappy looking picture.
@Meeeee.
I have to agree with CHAZZ. It’s OK, wouldn’t say its better. Too much clicking needed.
I would also say that the layout is poor, but Lamebook haven’t exactly got that right either.
The other one was too similar, i will now be fletco. I have read and understand #56, but I do not agree.
♥
Yawn. I really really REALLY hope that “Flexo”, “Fleco” and all the other lame similar names are the same person. I have a wondeful image in my head of a lonely teenager talking to himself via a laptop and a Web 2.0 website.
But seriously, stop. It’s very boring and makes you sound like a 13 year old.
Clearly you are raddled. I suggest everyone take this as proof that #56 is accurate.
This post is to be referred to as post #56b, the post previously referred to as #56, will not be referred to as #56a.
Thank you, and God Bless.
I am concerned with the fact that he looks nothing like his parents.. he is looks ethnic and they are old and albinoish..
@Will
He could be adopted, that wouldn’t make them any less of his parents.
I like turtles.
oh no you dont
I will settle this dispute in my next post, likely to be entitled #79.
Zombie Kid does like turtles.
Thanks,
-F-BOMB
@ fleixo
You are about as annoying as flexo, if not more. and you fail big time. You are lamer then flexo is and you aren’t funny at old.
fleixo= EPIC FAIL
Flexo is/was awesome.
Anyway, i don’t think it was a typo or a joke, maybe he is dyslexic?
fleixo you asshole, stop trying to copm me biggest asshole here.
chazz, you are the biggest asshole here.
Now, I’ve been thinking about our fortune to be able to chat like this on Lamebook, and I’ve come to the conclusion that we are realy not to blame. Because no matter what ever we say here everything will still remain the same. And the sort of discusssions on this board will, and have always been, just remain asamusement for all of us in a very subjective way. Moody fuckin dooue. Strindberg yes. It’s blue again.
The stubble on my almost bald head itches ever so slightly. This makes me sad.
its flexo day make sure you’re called flexo!
What happened to me? I have become something of no significance.
I am so gay. But women still want me to bite their neck. I love my life.
#87
you died in a planecrash. nuff saids. someone did. it was you.
amen #86
So what is more pathetic? Flexo, or the people pretending to be flexo by cloning him, like this fleixo? Or are they all the same person, making this person the biggest loser/possibly schizo person on lamebook?
I love the flexo stuff, and i love people going off and finding sources for his spelling.
poor imitations are no replacement for the real fleixio!
filieixio is king
I am an imposter to the real flexo.
What happened to my career? I got implants and slutted up and people still hate me. Why? I have the voice of an angel…
You flexo imposters are really ruining the comment thread for me and others who enjoy the REAL flexo’s bs. You people are truly pathetic and should go fuck each other. Thanks for being complete asinine retards.
wonder when his parents are going to tell him he’s adopted
They probablu forgot he’s adopted…
Probably of course, I’m not another flexo imposter
We saw the western coast
I saw the hospital
Nursed the shoreline like a wound
Reports of lover’s tryst
Were neither clear nor descript
We kept it safe and slow
The quiet things that no one ever knows
So keep the blood in your head
And keep your feet on the ground
If today’s the day it gets tired
Today’s the day we drop out
Gave up my body and bed
All for an empty hotel
Wasting words on lower cases and capitals
@kat
“goode at being badd.”? “i love turtles” boy rokks too”?
FAIL
I’m proud to be an asinine retard, DILDO.
go fuck
STFU with the typo excuse. Ugh! He’s still lame for leaving it. It’s his own fecking photo caption and he didn’t bother to edit it! That’s lame in my book.
Also, @Willie Nelson – musical legend but you fail! Flexo was being ironic, there’s a lot of lame jokes bouncing about… retart, ratcoon, brians, etc… that you understand the more you look at
Around 2.8% of comments had anything to do with the submitted post.
@Ya ya ya – Your point?
Does it have its own post because his parents are white and he isn’t?
Flexo strikes again. I hope he finds something better to do soon.
This is stupid.
So he made a typo or maybe he can’t spell. Big deal.
Some people are bad at spelling, it’s not the end of the world.
At least he graduated!! That’s more than what lots of these stupid kids can say these days.
Does anyone think that Michael does not look like the product of his parents? Looks to me like his mom was fucking the latino guy who used to clean their pool.
he could be adopted…
wrong necroman, dude looks like Tony Romo
It’s a fucking typo.
Most of lamebooks stuff is just stupid because it’s totally out of context.
@ Chantal
With a name like that, are you really one to talk?
fuck you i am flexo i enjoy troling and mispeling on purpers so that other retarts say im cool.
i also livin in mexico dios mio my moma help me
all of you are retarts who cannot spell write
@necroman hahaha it’s either that or the milkman….wait let me rephrase
necroman your a retart ashole its not the pool boy, spell write.
Okay first off… ITS RETARD.
Please people if you are going to hate then hate properly.
And once again “R E T A R D” Only ONE “T/t”
And for those of you with “special needs”, take the spaces out of R E T A R D, or leave them.
It really doesn’t matter because you’re a dumb fuck.
Lehcareht,
Fighting with a retard over the spelling of “retard” is not going to make you superior to his intelligence. In fact, it just makes you seem like a retard yourself.
Maybe you should read the other comments, and realize he is in fact misspelling on purpose. So congratulations for being just a downy as everyone else. By the way, you forgot the apostrophe in “ITS”.
Best Regards,
hotapps,
Fighting with a retard over fighting with a retard over the spelling of “retard” is not going to make you superior to his intelligence. In fact, it just makes you seem like a retard yourself.
By the way there is no reason to capitalise the word “regards” mid sentence.
Best regards,
And yeh, I know what’s going to happen…
Just to avoid confusion – I’m not the real flexo. I’m just a sardonic parody who happens to resent both “Commen Speling Mistakes on the Interwebs” and attention-seeking trolls. Seeing as that flexo happens to be both….
And while I empathize with lehcareht, I’m really sorry, honey, but it’s futile. Believe me, many people have tried. So spare yourself the agony and just enjoy the fact that you can spell. It’s a privilege, really.
Now cue flexo! When is he going to start cursing at me?
By the fuck – when are you dumb fucking newbies going to realise that flexo’s constant “misspelling” of RETARTS is a running gag from a much earlier Lamebook post – the main point of which was the repeated mis-spelling on RETART on Facebook.
Stop fucking complaining when you do not know that of which you speak.
My father is also the reason I suck seed.
the dad looks like a total paedo.
@necroman and everyone else who seems to think that because their skin colour does not match up they couldn’t possibly be his parents:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2003/mar/17/features11.g2
@flexo and all those partaking in this flexo shit
wow you’re all boring and lame
they look exactly like that grandma and kip from napoleon dynamite
Obviously his parents conceived him in their late 50′s. Now he’s grown up to be their big boy…just in time for them to die of age…or heart disease.
Is that fucking Tony Romo?
Its funny because he spelled succeed wrong
It’s SECEDE. Duh.
necroman,
If I contradicted myself, then so did you. All you did was rewrite what I did, for a stab at being funny. Nice try. Although, it just made you seem lame.
Best Regards,
Is it just me or does Graduate boy appear to be the lovechild of a Milkman?
:\
#132
I thought the same. Where the hell has his perfect olive skin come from?
Maybe he went to uni in a very hot state? :p
Hmmmm….Im more concerned that his father looks more like his older brother. Either that or his mum likes men that are 30 years younger than her
It wouldnt surprise me if mum was Michaels first ride
@25 That’s what I thought too! I love that place.