Dil and Xil might think they have reached some conclusive paradise, but they are morons.
Every new mother knows that it would be cheaper to drown her baby rather than rear it, and most have considered this option. But they also know that in 20-30 years time, when they are over 40 years old and unable to adequately look after themselves, they will be reliant on their spawn to provide them with shelter, food, and ass-wiping assistance.
So please, take care of yourselves, your children, your parents, and any siblings or other relatives who may have mental handicaps like retardation, or physical handicaps like red hair and freckles, or spina bifida.
Oh this is what we need on Lamebook. I thought comment 3 was funny until Walter cracked me up even more at 8. Keep up the good work! One quetsion Walter – is freckles without the red hair still a handicap??
There are a whole bunch of smaller countries like Belgium, Luxembourg and the Netherlands that you could probably get with one bomb between them. But then there are big countries that probably need several. There’s also an argument for each state in the USA getting a bomb each two, since the USA is a federation.
On the other hand, shipping a bunch of rice and shit to Africa has it’s own logisitic problems too. It’s quite the dilemma.
i’d imagine your own fitness level would be…well…pretty fucking poor to say the least. you can doubt all you like, lots of folks do, usually out of a sense of guilt that they are not doing the right thing so they go ahead and assume others can’t be doing so. think it’s some hill-runs this morning, msanne. i bet you couldn’t even run to the top of this hill….once.
healthy mind, healthy body msanne!
aw come on msanne! i thought we’d established that i’m not fat and stuff. scraping the bottom of the barrel, and that’s all you could find? more fat jokes? eh…wotevs mate yeah i’m a fucking earthball if it pleases you to think that way. saw you say to evilcow in another post “you have no idea what i look like”…ummm…ummm…see what i’m getting at here?
you poor, lonely woman. don’t worry, your prince charming will soon come along and sweep you off your feet and all will be well with the world.