I know a girl who posted a Facebook update to the effect that her father just died. Some guy commented with “I’m really sorry to hear that,” but apparently forgot that his avatar was him with a massive smile and two thumbs up.
One of my friends dated a Drew. He added all of her friends on facebook. Then, when she dumped him, he every couple of hours posted a new status, always saying pathetic things like “Drew can’t believe this is happening to him.” “Drew is sad.”"Drew thought he deserved better.” After a couple weeks, he switched to German and then Dutch.
I wish I could rewind the pass Brett Favre threw to Sterling Sharpe with 55 left in the 1993 NFC Wild Card playoff game at the Pontiac Silverdome. I thought the Lions were actually going all the way that year.
Drew didn’t miss the point at all. He’s using this opportunity to get some info on Craig’s sister. Drew may not be able to rewind the pass, but that won’t stop him from tapping his buddy’s sister’s ass.
This is good on Craigs’ part. Productive therapy. Now I feel like doing it to almost ALL of the females on my facebook front page who constantly take bits and pieces from emo poems to vivdly express on their status all day until someone actually gives a shit.