There was a guy in town here that robbed a few pharmacies and a few restaurants around town. He was finally caught because of the 6 places he robbed, the ONLY one that had a decent surveillance system was the Denny’s that he robbed.
If my bf was lockd up from steeling from a Dennys I would not broadcast it. I’d lie and say he fucked a goat or something. That would be much more hardcore. At least then he woulda got something out it. Eggs and sasage, eh. Cum, YEA!!
Dee: Upset over small matters. My spouse is incarcerated.
Mark: Trey has been transported to the house of correction? What transpired?
Dee: Burglarized the breakfast house known as Denny’s at the location controlled by the street gang.
Sean: (This comment is filled with win.)
Kendra: My head happens to be downcast for that is how I am feeling. I have just been informed of the most atrocious news of all my years. He shall spend the excess of his essence confined behind barricades. I released 8 years of life, yet he gives up all of them. Condemnation. I shall still support him.
I am terminating the relationship from my first male companion, and letting the second one have his spot. I am surprised, I sure am a high class whore who doesn’t care about previous boyfriends as long as I can get another one to buy me stuff. My boyfriends have the cash to pay for this gold digger.
Chelsea: My intimate partner that is imprisoned has informed me that his large surprise when he is released includes spending his life with me, and that I will show great acrobatic skill and perform a backflip! Pondering, yet I think I know what it is.
Terri: I informed you, did I not? Here comes another upcoming engagement, oodles of fun!
Jess: That is truthful! I offer you the engagement ring he gave to me.
Chelsea: Beloved friend, I refuse to take the ring that he presented to you, comprehend? Now I suggest that you flee and stop acting so immature. He exchanged unmentionables for your ring and is buying mine from a reputable jewelry chain and anything I desire, price is no object. Aww, as I mock you I wonder if you are teeming with envy, because as you know, I do not want to waste brain power thinking of such a thing.
Jess: (Too lazy to say)
Sorry that was so long, boredom does stupid crap to me.
Jess: I propose that you women silence each other, what you seem to be angrily conversing about is floccinaucihilipilification, or you have no other objectives to stimulate yourselves, with this generation of being child-bearers and the like?
And honestly I think its that nice, quiet people give off a vibe of being boring… While this is definately not true it does carry some weight… I remember I dated this one chic… If you heard her talk on the phone you would never go out with her(myself included)… Very monotone, deep for a gal and spoke with intelligence… Well turns out she was funny, sweet and crazy in the bedroom… But I think most walk away without learning all of that
@jelly – I suspect the problem could be your spelling. You must try harder to remove vowels, superfluous ‘c’s before ‘k’s, ‘h’s after ‘t’s, ‘g’s on gerundives and to replace ‘y’s with ‘i’s. If you could also remove some punctuation and start employing vocabulary such as ‘bitch’ that might help too