#6 I really hope that someday you find yourself vulnerable, and in a situation with someone who leaves your asshole/colon just absolutely peppered with bruises and fissures. That way every time you come up with one of your incredibly witty comments, you’ll have horrific flashback experiences to treasure.
#11 Shame is for people who regret what they’ve said or done. I assume you don’t possess any. Neither do I. Mostly because I don’t continuously make dumb jokes about rape. I believe you should go develop some empathy, or at the very least, start making offensive jokes that are actually funny.