I loved #1 and then I read #3 – fucking brilliant haha. @ Bucket – I once had a crazy ass mother getting on like this too. Before the days of facebook the chick got my number and was phoning winding me up ….. until the big mama grabbed the phone. She left me alone then lol.
Eileen: (In caps, screaming) You are supposed to be courting my daughter. And all along you have been having sexual relations with a miniature bovine. Yes, a bovine. You are a pock mark. Honey, how dare thou? What would give you the right to treat my daughter in this manner? Kindly tell the midget bovine that you are with that I better not find out her name or which pasture she lives in. I do have knowledge as to where you reside. Just out of curiousity, how many midget bovines were in your residence while you were courting my daughter?
Póg mo thóin is what Eileen meant, it means kiss me arse it’s as gaeilge. Irish. There is a Scottish gaelic as well so she may be speaking that. ‘wee’ in Ireland means ‘small’, and ‘aye’ means yes. I’d make a guess she’s from Northern Ireland.
I only know a couple of Irish people, but I’m Scottish and I’d like to think it’s Scottish based on “good yin” and “naw. Seriously but” – loads of areas round about Glasgow etc throw ‘but’ into the beginning, middle and ends of every sentence. Could be wrong though!
Eileen is a fucking fanny, but I like Natalie.
This is definitely supposed to be Irish, and it is spelt “Póg Mo Thón” – *Kiss My Arse*. But in fairness, we do not go around saying stufid stereotypical things like “aye” and “wee” and throwing in random irrelevant Irish sayings on facebook! Ha ha as if, it has to be fake! Trust me, an Irish person would be much more likely to tell someone to go and fuck themselves than use that! We would also know how to spell it a bit better /:
Ok on re-reading I’m changing my mind and going with ayebut now. It’s the ‘ i know wer u stay’ line. That’s Scottish. Hobo, 2 is crap but hey we should congratulate them for the other two. Made me laugh anyway.
Does Cait the attention whore with the badly spelled name really expect some white knight to trot on over with a new windshield?
Now, Sara I would like to be Facebook friends with. I bet her page is full of similar self-unawareness for the amusement of all.
Natalie’s comment about mixed-gender friends was great, but Graham should have de-friended his ex’s mom before now. Too bad the ex didn’t comment; that would have been popcorn-worthy. Maybe Eileen will discover Lamebook and entertain me in the comments section.
Excellent, I’ve always wanted to learn Irish Gaelic, and obviously the most important thing to learn first is how to tell someone to kiss my ass!
Arayea, I knew someone (in the US) who was definitely NOT from Ireland/Scotland but who would go around saying ‘oh aye’ all the time… one must wonder if that’s what happened here.
I’ll try to remember that as well, just to thoroughly confuse people. I was around too many accents as a young child, so mine will change randomly. I was around southern/ redneck-ese, Irish, Scottish, CA/ neutral, so my voice is all over the place more than a bunny’s cock in mating season.
No expert here but I do love all accents of the UK region and if I had to put money on it, I’d say Irish. I don’t know why… cuz it could easily be Scottish too. But Irish is just what I’m feeling for some reason. *shrug*
And omg @ lather that was what went through my mind when I first read it too. Then I thought it was an insult towards someone of some Oriental culture for whatever reason.
oh scottish for sure – irish for kiss my arse is pogue (as in THE POGUES the folk/punk group) mahon – has nobody on here ever read an Irvine Welsh book?? this is basically what each page is like – he’s awesome!! Wrote trainspotting…..god now I am showing my age lol
@Shelley. R.O Ireland is not in the UK region! Geographically it’s in the British Isles, but it has nothing to do with the UK. it’s defo a Scottish accent, the Irish don’t use that dialect of Gaeilge. Eileen is a feckin mad yoke!