I’m still trying to work out how to poo on the potty myself. I’ve come close a few times but something always happens. I stand up too soon, sneeze, forget what I’m doing and just walk away. I found this stuff really really helpful, inspiring and motivating. I’m going to go try again.
I really really really hope that when motherhood knocks on my door, I don’t get as lame as these bitches. And I if by some chance I do turn out this way, you have my permission to remove my ovaries with an old, rusty fork and take the poor kid away from me!