hahaha so he’ll get made fun of in school for having the same name as a Star Trek character and as an adult make people cringe at the sound of his name because he shares it with a prison. But not to worry, clearly his mother will facebook about it in great detail.
I feel so bad for her friends. They now have many years of “Ryker is walking/talking/pooping” updates to look forward to. But on the plus side, Ryker probably has his own fb page by now. First status: My mom couldn’t take a few hours offline while I was being born.
Holy shit! Her pussy must be gigantic to poop him out in less than 20 minutes… and then run to a computer to update her status!…. now that I think of it… she had to keep on running during the whole thing to update!
Ain`t this painful?
Ratcoon – I guess I was just disappointed and have seen better from Lamebook. Due to the fact that I am the only one who has ever said such a thing, I will keep my negative comments to myself in the future.
jesus christ we dont really need a play by play, do we?? i mean, you dont want to look back on that and think about facebook… right? and come to think of it, no one really gives a rats ass what the hell comes out of christina’s vagina via facebook?
Thanks, Rick! Glad to see I still “got” it. I was recently in the hospital visiting and found out they no longer affect the machines, so as long as someone’s not being really loud or anything, they can use them.
Meanwhile, in other news, doctors have been forced to declare nothing but C-section births because of the annoying cell phone notification sounds that keep messing up everyone’s concentration!!!!!
No photos allowed either!
I wonder what the doctor felt about her sending FB updates during birth. Probably shaking his head in disgust. Was the father or anyone else around. I just wonder if there was anyone there trying to snatch the phone from this girl.
WTF? Firstly, TMI! Secondly, when I gave birth to my son 3 years ago there was so much going through my head that I could not focus on anything else except the birth. Why the fuck is she updating her status message when she should be holding her newborn? That’s just not the time and place for multi-tasking.
Aside from the name, I don’t have a problem with this.
My family is spread all over the country. If I were to have a baby most of them would not be able to be there. Posting like this on fb would probably be almost mandatory to keep from getting calls every ten minutes from various relatives asking how it was going. Plus, I would want to share what was going on with those close to me.
@ 83: One cannot have an epidural at home unless you are using Michael Jackson’s anesthesiologist. And, she is hardly a pregnant freak considering how normal epidurals are and how she would not likely not be feeling any pain, thereby making it not so challenging to update her facebook via her phone (or have someone else do it for her…)