HAHAAA wow! Perhaps I am in a unusually good mood for this early, but that was actually really funny. The poor thing… of all things to list that life is in; and he decides to write “frogs and sticks and shit”. Brilliant. And the rolling in the meadows? HA!
ohh man…that is fucking gold!…the first titter lamebook has got out of me in days/weeks..
“MAYBE IF I TRIED REALLY REALLY FUCKIN HARD I COULD ROLL AROUND IN A GRASSY FIELD FOR LIKE MAYBE 30 OR 40 MINETS”
..Jesus hears you Steven
Rollin in meadows with flowers and shit? This poses the question of whether ‘frogs and sticks’ go to heaven, and if not, why are there obviously so few toilets that the dead people have to shit in the fields?
‘IS ME AN JESUS JUST GOIN 2 PRETTY MUCH CONSTANTLY FIGHT DEMONS’
I love that idea.
Accept Jesus into your heart in this life, and when you die, you can join his elite team of DEMON SLAYERS! No more rolling ‘AROUND IN A GRASSY FIELD FOR LIKE MAYBE 30 OR 40 MINETS’ – as a Demon Slayer you get the eternal job of killing demons that never die. Best of all, Jesus will be at your side all the way, teaching you the fighting skills you need to kill the ultimate demons. Gain EXP and Reknown on your travels so that other Demon Slayers know you mean business. Can you become the best of the best… Jesus’ right hand man? Sign up to Christianity today to find out.
I have been stalking this site for months, but Steven has made me finally suck it up and register so I can marvel at his awesome view of the afterlife.
I wonder if these demons just ambush Jesus and his fellow slayers while they roll around in the meadows? I can see it now, just rolling around for 10 minutes or so and then all of a sudden demon jihad. Sweeeet.
why does it seem like in every post theres some one saying “oh im new here, i used to just sit around and read all the comments like a creeper, but this post was just so darn funny i had to create an account and then tell everyone about it!!”
To be completely honest, I have actually been deep in thoughts similar to Steve’s. I have never taken into consideration that my life after death may require me to right demons,
I mean *if* there is some sort of life after death and I am “aware” of it… that is going to be creepy. Living on forever and ever and ever and never having an end, scares the crap out of me. It would get boring.
I’ve read this 5 times now and I’m still laughing.
MY PAPS USED 2 TELL ME THAT WED BE ROLLIN IN MEDOWS WITH FLOWERS AND SHIT BUT I DO THAT HERE AND IT GETS BORING AFTER LIKE 10 MINETS AND MAYBE IF I TRIED REALLY REALLY FUCKIN HARD I COULD ROLL AROUND IN A GRASSY FIELD FOR LIKE MAYBE 30 OR 40 MINETS BUT HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO THAT SHIT FOR MILLIONS OF FUCKIN YEARS
The Gospel according to Steven. Brilliant. Hopefully they’ll have Ritalin in Heaven so that they can get Steven’s ADHD under control.
I have to say though, if Steven is right, you’d be a little bit pissed if you’d served as a soldier most of your life. There you are, ready to take it easy rolling in grassy fields… …and BAM! You’re suddenly back in combat fighting Satan’s demon hordes.
So now we know the meaning of life. I can die happy now, go chill with jesus you know. Slay some demons. Maybe roll around in some fields. That or I can stop being creepy and chat to Lamebook people. “oh im new here, i used to just sit around and read all the comments like a creeper, but this post was just so darn funny i had to create an account and then tell everyone about it!!” heyyy.
I am 98% sure Steven was high as a kite when he came up with this gem. I don’t know why y’all hatin’ and want to help him get to the afterlife; I would love to be on his friends list and get to read his deep thoughts on a regular basis.
Oh man you should become a priest I’d come to hear you give a sermon every Sunday, I’d be rolling in the aisles for hours. Life in sticks I love it, guess you slept through biology, too busy thinking deep thoughts, probably slept through English too, looking at the spelling. Nevermind, but do yourself a favour try rolling around in a field with a girl, it might give you a whole new outlook, certainly put some life in your wood that’s for sure