I thought for sure that was going to end with “And you still break out in herpes all the time.”
Show that cooter who’s boss, Erica! Push a bowling ball out of that sumbitch and remind it who makes the decisions.
If she didn’t specify she was talking to her vag. I would have just assumed she was bitching about her dog fluffy.
“Free” haircuts? I didn’t know other vajayjays had to pay for that. Hmmm. Maybe I should start charging mine. I’m not as nice as Erica.
Yeah vagina – fuck you. Regularly.
unless you’re a fatty.
What a delightful monologue. Not.
Vag: “well ok,I got just one thing to say. Front to back! FRONT TO BACK!!!”
Dear Vagina… you’re a cunt.
Brace yourself. You’ve got another thing coming.
this chick is awesome
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