giles – it’s funny because he’s dead. and what exactly is sad about old people dying? he’s gone to a better place, giles. try letting jesus into your cynical heart before you go and suck the last remnants of fun out of death.
I don’t really mourn the dead… I accept it, and praise fucking Jesus that they aren’t suffering anymore. Death is a part of life, so why not just deal with it….. also the first three letters of “funeral” spell F-U-N, fun!!!
The first one’s not so bad IMO but one, why is she smiling??? That paired with the plain “dead.” comment is just a tad creepy. But, everyone grieves differently so I’m not judging.
Agreed w/vincent, (LOL@)udontknowme, and slippy. The Jesus part isn’t my thing personally but I agree that we should be happy for those who are no longer suffering. Most times (not all), our sadness at someone’s death is really our own selfishness that WE will no longer enjoy their company.
And dunno anything about hamsters or why she aborted but it’s funny they mention BBQ… a lot of rodents will eat their own young whether they are healthy or not. They just do for some reason. Odd that she didn’t already eat them herself. lol
Meh to the Tara one … she could have been saying “so sad that my sis decided to die today” and then used a really terrible and backwards segue from the original status. Teenagers can barely spell today, I don’t expect that their grammar would be any better.
BBQ Nom Nom Nom. Love it. So acutely inappropriate and wonderful.
Also, maybe Tara meant to say “so sad my sis decided to go dike today so i cant see it”. Because I understand that when you become a lesbian, you have to waste a bunch of peoples’ time with a boring out of the closet speech.
I just figured out what she was actually trying to say.
Mhairi is her sister who just dyed her hair and she spelled dye wrong and they are not in the same area so she can’t see it today.
she should have wrote “I’m so bummed that you decided to dye your hair today while I’m out of town. Now I can’t see it and that’s truly unfortunate. Can’t wait to view your awesome hair upon my return. Also my sister died.”
1) He looks like Mickey Rooney.
2) Tanya: probably.
James, I know something better than BBQ. Nachos. Stick a baby in the blender. Then you’ll wonder how to get it out. Well, just add some cheese, (you’ve already got the salsa: mild) and get some tortilla chips.
3)I know, right? Ugh, death is just so inconvenient and time-wasting when you have more important matters to attend to.
for those freaking out about the first one… while I don’t find it funny, I think it is in lamebook because the picture (and caption) was added December 13th, and the friend wanders by to comment on Feb 3rd.
The dead relative one is funny because Hanna made the comment herself.
Instead of writing a private message to Demi or posting a more traditional line like “I’m sorry to say he passed away shortly after this picture was taken,” she decided to answer in a cold and funny way. Hard to imagine she wasn’t being funny on purpose. (Maybe the deceased had a wicked sense of humor she was honoring.)
That happened to a friend of mine, actually. I got her a hamster from a pet store as a gift (she asked for one, it wasn’t a surprised gift or anything like that) and it turned out the hamster was pregnant. There were no problems with the babies though.
As far as the post, I’m not sure what Tanya thinks she can do at that point?