Tip: The hot chicks in college are not interested in the 27-30-year-old guy who’s just now working on his first degree. Not when there are younger and undoubtedly hotter (and probably somewhat less misogynistic) guys there.
I love that these two guys who are all but admitting to being pathetic (their non-words, not… not-mine) adults who are still in college and can’t really get a job are being all player-douchey. You know what I mean, the ones that never get any but are still all, ‘man, you shoulda seen that girl I was with last night’ or ‘yeah, fat girls are disgusting, but hell, they’re just grateful to be getting something’
YEAH? Well I HATE you, ignorant, exaggerated personalities I’ve assigned to two strangers I know absolutely nothing about!
Why has he got to take all of his clothes off to show us his guns? You know he’s desperately waiting for birds to start commenting ‘Oh you look so hot’ blah blah….pathetic, insecure, attention seeking meathead.
Speaking as a 30-something in college, I find the whole experience far better if you limit yourself to weekend and evening classes. That way, most of your classmates are working adults and aren’t interested in the usual college meat market. It makes classes much more pleasant without all the nonsense about who went to what party or who screwed who the night before. Plus, the older students tend to be more interested in getting an actual education and less interested in screwing around.
Of course, if you only went back to school to ogle 19 year old girls and pretend you could ever actually have a shot with any of them, that’s probably not the best advice.
I’m going to go out on a crazy limb here and assume that college wasn’t any more exciting for Jared at 19 than it was at 27. I’m guessing both involved a lot of crying while wanking to his roommate getting action, then talking to his friends as if he experiences “slumps”, and not just “virginity”.
Does anyone else just feel bad for Emanuel? Desperate for validation, likely an obsession with body image, plus he was just sick a week ago.
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also love how the chics tossing the upper 20s crowd in college to the wolfs (ubsest wolfs running)! guys mature slower than chics… and in the days of latchkey kids and single parent homes those boys mature even more slowly… I cut them slack because they sound like they are getting that part of their lives right… even though they are still douches
Also when you graduate with a degree at 30 you have a lot more doors open to you than at 22… At 22 you are going to have to start further down and spend more time at the bottom… It dont take an HR genious to figure that out
I am so sick of hearing about men putting down women- you know there are awfully a lot of ugly guys out there! Don’t judge you’re probably one of them!
Also I’m taking a college class in my late 20′s- no it is not the same as being in your teens!
Dude put on some pants!
@cobalcat yeah I see what your saying you always hear guys putting down women and calling them ugly when they’re probably ugly themselves.
I’m starting uni in a few months time and I’m 22 i’ve never been to uni before so I don’t know what to expect and i’m hoping you don’t get idiots like those guys on my course. But then I don’t expect many men will be doing my course anyway so it should be fine.
As a 30ish male returning to college, I apologize for the sexless jerkins. I don’t know if it’s just me, or my college or what, but most of the 19, 20 yr olds these days are a little too anorexic for my taste anyways.
@ monkey… i didnt know you were an exhibitionist… im a bit of a freak (not sure you knew that)… id play in front of everyone if you want… oh, provate room… i read the first part of your comment and got all excited… well if we got a private room i would make a screamer out of you
oh and i never apologized for making you lose your homework over the rick roll thing… i like to play jokes, but wouldnt of done it if I knew you were going to lose homework… i know I’d hate to lose something i had been working on
glad to hear that you got some meat on you… i like a gal with curves… and no that doesnt make them fat… i just dont need to be pounding no boney ass with no hips… may as well become a cathelic priest if thats my flavor… so i would gladly take you to a private room… relax and enjoy my touch
Word, ok… you caught me… i like them all! As long as you aint too skinny or too huge then I am cool… its just talking ideal body… so its all good, my wife is a thin lil thing also… and even if you were out of my range id still nail ya… you have earned that at least, lol
Pathetic = worthy of pity. And yeah, I do think they are.(Been there, done that, got the t-shirt). That’s not saying they are bad people. I actually do feel sorry, and concerned for young boys when they start thinking that looking a certain way is important. I think it’s far too often overlooked that boys get body image issues, and it just often goes another way. I’m not a fan of people encouraging it by competing online any more than like those sites dedicated to pictures of Mary Kate Olsen while girls cheer each other on as they go days without eating. I really didn’t feel like going all serious here though.