Barney learned a valuable lesson in what happens when you live a sinful life. Had he not engaged in pre-marital relations, God would not have given him that STI. Hopefully he will see the error of his ways and give himself to the Lord. If not, he will spend an eternity regretting his meretricious ways.
“Do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the Kingdom of God? Do not be deceived! Fornicators, idolators, adulterers, male prostitutes, sodomites, thieves, the greedy, drunkards, revilers, robbers –none of these will inherit the Kingdom of God.”
- Corinthians 6:9-11
I depressed for that fact that idolators will not “inherit the Kingdom of God”. I was really looking forward to roam the kingdom.
Now, just so that I dont left behind, while people like Matt, Chaser and Liz inherit the kingdom of God, I will go home today and throw out the idol of Jesus.
Whoa whoa whoa. Walter is amazing. You must be new if you can’t see it; go back a few months. His humor is a little rough around the edges, sometimes bitterly sarcastic, but once you get it, he’s really quite funny.
Walter and his stories about Agnus crack me up. How is she treating you these days cheif?
I like the Spawn version of heaven and hell personally. It’s not about being good or bad, it’s about being the most badass individual ever so you can get recruited into one or the others army for the final battle between the two sides. Regardless of whether I’m in hell or heaven, I play to win bitches. Peace out mofo.
Haha what’s to bet that you lot getting all worked up over a link have fuck-all social life LOL. Getting your thrills out of calling people a cunt over the internet is a real good use of your hopefully short life
*le sigh* Posting links to the same thing as the link in your name is just redundant and douchy. It’s the commenter equivalent of douchiness to people taking pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror. How is your POWERSTANCE!?
@nuff I think he covered the female prostitutes when he said adulterers and the sexually immoral….. but then I also think he is a douche who has no idea what he’s talking about so I guess you can pretty much just ignore him.
Bdie, I usually just ignore him as well unless I see something remotely amusing. Also, I wouldn’t call hookers sexually immoral adulterers. They just happen to be poorly treated employees of an entrepreneurial business with an alternative health plan that includes cocaine and various other drugs. It’s the people who buy these ladies that are immoral adulterers. And Jesus can never get too many hoes in his kingdom, he started off with one and ends up with millions. STI’s just send them there more quickly.
Poo updates are so funny *eyeroll* . . . when you are twelve
I am puzzling over what anyone could want to smoke so badly they’d be willing to do so out of a used tampon. Does he mean the actual USED pon or is he maybe referring to the carboard or plastic tube it once resided in??
how would you even smoke out of a used tampon,the actual tampon or the used applicator..?idek how that would work.unless you put the weed in the fatter end and smoke out of the skinny end,like a crack pipe or something..ha,wtf..
why wouldn’t you just roll it in toilet paper or something if you’re that desperate..