Times like that, you have to look at your child, completely straight-faced, and say, “yep, it certainly IS scissors! Snip snip…look at you, Miss Smarty Pants!” …even as you motherfuck the lil bastard that drew a damn penis where your sweet, God-blessedly innocent Baby would see it.
Emmamouse, you shouldn’t have posted this photo on Facebook then.
Think of those internet rules nobody really takes a glance at:
If you post something on the internet, it will stay there forever, regardless.
Also know that there are assholes online who search through Facebook to find an embarrassing photo misinterpreted as “funny” and submit it here, or to other websites for some recognition because they are assholes.
Think twice before posting, and perhaps it’ll save you and others(particularly your child) some embarrassment.