What is the obsession with “First” comment? Who cares? So you made the first comment on Lamebook, or any other site where the same phenomenon occurs…..does that fill you with some sort of joy? Well thats just sad. Here’s an idea. Turn the computer off for a while, move away from the desk, go outside and see the sun. Do something interesting….its a lot more fulfilling than being the first person to comment on a post.
Yeah I know CumDog, I got you all figured out. Wouldn’t you like to be a little less predictable? Try something new. How about German accents and C-cup titties? Perhaps you should profess to not want to “hit it” for once. Right now you seem predictable AND easy.
II’ve done the first one. Its exciting for about 5 minutes. The couple next to me was staring at my penis the whole time (its above average). Have no issue with the girl having a peek but the guy felt inadequate (his was below average – yes I peeked, does that make me gay? Fuck.)
I did it once. The first one, I mean. Back in the day. We were all 17, it was Valentines day and me and the other chick had cooked for the guys. A few bottles of wine later and we are all in the living room. Things just kinda happened. It was no big deal. Just a bunch of horny teenagers who couldn’t keep there hands off each other. It was fun.
Please wire me a ‘facilitating fee’ of only $24,900 and I will be able to release the $34m into your bank account. I will also be able to reunite Clarice with her clitoris for another $4,900. You are all my friends. God bless.
Nothing against orgies, or unusual public sex acts, whatever floats your boat so long as you aren’t hurting anyone…. but i don’t understand WHY you would choose to post that on facebook so that EVERYONE can see it, and spread the gossip which will inevitably get back to your co-workers, your parents, your long-dead great grandparents even. hmmmm…. the mind boggles at strange motivation behind sexual perversion.