Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Confessed and Messed Up

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15 Comments

  1. what Jacqueline replied I am amazed that anybody can profit $5735 in one month on the computer. did you read this web page… can99.ℂ­om

  2. ^ Well, there you go, you can just recover your destroyed motorcycle by working at that stupid place.

  3. what MaryWebb replied I am amazed that anybody can profit $10 an hour by giving handjobs down by the docks. Did you read this web page… €raigslist.org

  4. Don’t you just love a happy ending?

  5. Mary Webb, I’m confused. Jacqueline isn’t even on this post and there’s nothing about making money. Being the first post sorta makes me think summik isn’t right here

  6. After tasting many different forms of revenge I can confirm that it is actually,/i> best served lukewarm… in a ramekin.

    orrrr

    The last time I went downslope on a mattress I ended up with shit all over my bollocks.

  7. ^you fuct up closing the italics tag, dimwit. Don’t quit your day job. Or ask Beatus to tutor you.

  8. There once was a cunt named Lost-Dog,
    Whose Mum had a preference for big cock.
    Men would splatter their cum,
    All over her bum,
    By the way it’s spelled ‘Fucked’ not ‘Fuct’ you utter, utter knob.

  9. Beautiful prose, fucface

  10. ^ Are you too shy to say fucked you cunt?

    I don’t have a day job, I live off of state handouts and pretend that I’m depressed so that I get free money.

    And finally, I’ll see your ‘dimwit’ and raise you a ‘Fucking Special Faced Smeg Drinker.’

  11. I wish somebody would get Mary Webb fired from her job, kicked out of her apartment, take a bunch of her dvd/video games, pour sugar in her motorcycle engine and vegetable oil in her gas tank, go sledding on her mattress, and basically run her out of town.

  12. ^^chavs..

  13. Like this?

  14. Fuck you, beatus. I know what you did. Again.

    I’m just here to say that Imamofo got my thumb of approval for his newest appellation, “smeg drinker.”

    Oh yeah, and have a great weekend, everyone.

  15. I think that might have fixed it.

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