The best part of this whole thing is Shantilla likes pizza. And Maria missed a perfectly good opportunity to have a guy friend pop over for when the stranger wakes up and say, “Good morning baby” or something.
Ok, so her friend Sandy woke up with him in HIS bed…is that a typo calling Sandy a guy, is Sandy really a guy, or is Sandy (male or female) still waiting around at this stranger’s house in the stranger’s bed to see who it is???
Along with my goats and abused kids, I have a cat called George. He chose his own name and also chooses when he eats. You may all be convinced that the sweet “meow” of a cat is “mummy/daddy I love you”. What the feline is actually saying is “NOW”. And purrs are growls of “you haven’t fed me yet, I’m going to fuck up your sofa”. Be warned, I’m just trying to spread the truth. A bit like Dan Fargis, but without the burning in hell forever bit.
Shanttttilla’s series of status updates looks a lot like the plot of a porno I saw once involving a pizza guy and a lonely housewife who can’t find her purse but is sure they’ll be able to work something else out to pay for the pizza.
“But I say, anyone who even looks at a woman with lust in his eye has already committed adultery with her in his heart. So if your eye – even if it is your good eye – causes you to lust, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your hand – even if it is your stronger hand – causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.” —- Matthew 5:28-30
Maria and Amy both seem like the type of promiscuous sinners you find all across college campuses in America. Women oversexed based on the liberal Hollywood agenda of promoting women as sex objects, promiscuous clothing which leads to lusting in the heart of men, and an abandonment of a woman’s primary responsibility – to bear and rear children. The “feminism” movement was started by a bunch of men, most of whom were Atheists, in order to undercut the traditional Christian values of America.
There’s someone on my friends list who is like that with their relationship updates.
Rant and rave about how annoyed he is with his wife and then they will fight through the comments. He will say how he is mad he has to go pick up her up from work. But then he will talk about how they are fighting and taking a break and he is really sad and misses her and the kids. He will go on and on about how lonely he is. But then he will start talking about them going places together again. Maybe it’s his wife making all those status changes.
I wonder the time stamps between each time she changed her relationship status.
I’m not particularly traditional when it comes to relationship labels, but I’m pretty sure that this type of relationship status change is really just a cry for attention (or is a drama queen). Can somebody REALLY go from married, to single, and back again, in one fell swoop? I’m starting to think nobody should be allowed to put their relationship status on Facebook! Or maybe you can only change it once a month, maximum. I’m going to go start a fan page…
@ dan_fargis, I’m not an American ‘promiscuous sinner’, I’m a Scottish one (well call ‘em ‘sluts’ over here) We do it better. Fact. Get back to wanking over your bible and allow us sluts to suck dick in peace, yeah? When we need an iPhone app updating us with Old Testament wank, we’ll call on you.
Second of all, my friend Sandy is a DUDE! HE woke up next to said guy in HIS bed; I merely felt that the whole world should be informed straight away, and rightly so! And yeah, this dude slept until 5PM the following evening…! What. A. Legend.
I did in fact check myself before opening my mouth, but with allmusicguide.com, not YouTube. I still say Presley never did it. I realize it’s not important in the least, and I wouldn’t have said anything if you hadn’t been condescending. That just irritates me.