Their friends cant think too highly of them, they only gave lite beer! Tight arses cant even spring for a box of full strength brews.
I bet that dress in the first one was a shredded mess at the end of the night after frodo got through with it.
There is a Miller Lite commercial out right now where the groom registers for a bunch of Miller Lite for the wedding and then at the wedding, Miller Lite is all over the table with the presents – so I’m sure this is just a joke or someone playing a prank.
Mmm, I would have appreciated hard liquor more. I don’t see any vodka or whiskey up there. Not even some tequila. In fact this is probably the wedding of the people who live in the trailer in pic one. Bud Lite, that’s just mean.
Jen, you and your uteral cavity are in for a world of fun in 9 months time….and you deserve every second of it.
@ Sensible Madness, I agree, beer is a much better present that the standard ‘salad bowl’ or 500 fucking toasters….come on people….newly wed’s just want to have sex everywhere they can, in any position possible….alcohol helps!
For the record, I think there is a dead horses head in the large plastic bag….it just makes sense.
Those are camping trailers…arn’t they? I mean, it’s on a lake with a dock and in the woods. Trailers are for camping, not living! After my prom we went to my dates cabin on a lake in the woods…maybe these folks are doing something similar?
Eh, #1 isn’t lame, just badly cropped. I wouldn’t have wanted it in my prom pic, but I used to own a camping trailer just like that one. It beats the hell out of staying in a tent. Your own portable running water, heat, and bear protection FTW!
And #2 already looks to be more fun than 90% of the weddings I have attended!
That’s an awesome, and effective game, seeing as you’ll probably die from alcohol poisoning by the end of it.
On another note, I may have had a tad much. I didn’t quite make out the difference between the first picture and Jen’s comment right away and thought it was Jen commenting on her own picture. It makes it far funnier that way though, and I thought that trailer in the back was where her vag got demolished by shark boy.
For my wedding, I will specifically ask for a variety of beer and liquor to get us started on our new life. Drunk. Maybe one toaster just so it feels normal.
I can see your comments, I think. Whatever, your name is up at the top a couple times. I didn’t know Lamebook moderated posts. Good to know for the future. I do recall someone else having their posts not show up awhile back too, or they couldn’t see them at least, most members still saw them. Some sort of weird Lacebook glitch.
Its true friends that give beer as presents at a wedding. some brides are only pretty with beer goggles on – his friends probably realize this and want the ceremony to last long enough so they can raid the free bar for the real hard stuff. Classy and smart!
My only comment re: the prom pic is the fact if you’re going to go out and do photos, go somewhere that doesn’t look like a pack of Golden Retrievers has been pissing for the last three years. Good lord, I’ve seen 13 year olds whose bears are less patchy.