haha chk chk boom before he blows?!?! yes, Miss Shegas, I’m gonna go with she should absolutely admire and appreciate his presence of mind in vocally expressing how much he loves to beat that p****y up.
it would turn me on. maybe she needs to be a little more adventurous and open-minded in the bedroom.
….then again, if he was expressing a desire to ACTUALLY fire a round into her vagina….well, then she may be completely justified in her anger.
“Last Draw” and ” Shotgun Noise B4 He Blow It” I don’t know but I would blow it .. I mean go for it ….. Really I’m with whatbrighteyesyouhave its adventurous , you have to keep an open mind in the bedroom… Oh Becca
My boyfriend once shouted out about 7 or 8 Best Picture Oscar winning titles while climaxing… It sounded a bit like “The French Connection!!! Oh God… Annie Hall, Amadeus, Chariots of Fire Oh, Oh, Rain Man……….What the hell did I just say?”
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard doing the dirty.
Now THIS is Lamebook! I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.(Wow there is a couple of puns in there.)
This reminds me of one of my “episodes”. I went about a week without unloading my shotgun. When I finally got the chance, we were going at it like rabbits on Viagra. When it came time for me to fire I pulled backed and unloaded a few rounds. My partner started to laugh at me. I started to ask her what was so funny and I realized I shot her right in the eye. I almost fell over laughing so hard.
I thought that was pretty impressive considering that was about a four foot shot.
It really is Bright eyes.If you can’t laugh during sex then you need your pulse checked.
Yeah York, I am a man with needs. The wind blows the wrong way and I’m at attention. Hell even if the bus hits a bump just right, the lady across from me is liable to see what rabbits on Viagra really means.
I bet Becca is one of those chicks who sluts it up something fierce when she’s out in public, but once behind closed doors, she reacts like a PETA banshee being forced to murder a puppy everytime a guy tries to jizz on her tits.
HeSaidWhat… that reminds me of a time when my ex and I were getting into it… and he went to blow his load [god I hate that phrase] on my face and it literally ALL went RIGHT up my nose. I have no idea how it fucking happened, but it all went up my nose. All. Went up. My nose. We could not stop laughing for about a half hour afterward. Especially when I kept blowing my nose to get it out. Bahahahahaha oh man.
Haha, I really liked this one.
Seems like it’s a common occurence from ‘you and justin will be back together in 4 hours’.
So he’s like, sixteen in mind (or in actuality, who knows), but she absurdly overreacts to everything he does, then they take a quick ‘break’, she fucks everyone she can, then they get back together to do it all again?
Figarto, if you read back far enough you’ll find the origin of the “Ben” posts, when Ben (who used to be a prolific, but rather angry + opinionated contributer)had such a slagging off fit at people who posted “first” all the time. So everyone posts “Ben” in the hope it winds him up some more. It’s funny – we’ve not heard from him in a while…
Becca, it could’ve been worse. You could’ve been doing the bad thing & Justin tenderly squeezes your boobs, looks you in the eye & says “These feel just like your sister’s”
pffft… I’ve been making amusing sex sounds for years and have never reached this level of notoriety.
Just last week I used the classic ‘grunting asthmatic hippo’ as I splashed my milk, which never fails to impress, or how about using the awe inspiring ‘bronchitis riddled foul mouthed slavering wildebeest’ when you squirt the fat?
@gingivitis I think making shotgun sounds would be pushing it.
I doubt it would be as bad as to warrant a break-up but I would certainly be questioning the amount of passion he was feeling at that moment.