Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Caught with Your Pants Down

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  1. lame

    first

    ben

  2. what a bitch… has nothing better to do than fuck with someones life… i hope she gets the herp

  3. These’finding out your boyfriend is cheating by using a fake profile’aren’t funny anymore.

  4. As much as I agree with the above comments, it still makes me happy to know that this ass hole got caught.

  5. But you have a pool!

  6. Yeah, any dude who sends a photo of his erect penis deserves to get pummeled in cyberspace, or in general. When are these fucktards going to figure out that nothing good will ever come from sending crank shots?

  7. Doesn’t say it was a girl who set this stunningly obvious trap.

    Lee obviously didn’t really want a girlfriend anyway. He seriously believed someone would be interested in pictures of his erection – awwwwww.

  8. @slim – he willingly sent her pictures, he could have eventually done the same thing with someone else. Yes, she tempted him, but if he really cared for his girlfriend, he wouldn’t have sent the picture, or would have avoided being involved at all. Then again, men DO have a similar brain capacity as the gum stuck to the bottom of my shoe. Except for BritishHobo <3 …

  9. Meh. That was mean. I didn’t mean it men.

  10. I sent pictures of my crankshaft to slimjayz. Was that a mistake? Deep in my heart, it feels like it was the right thing to do.

  11. Yeah, it was a girl who set it up to catch her boyfriend. It was just some anonymous person who set up the account, and Lee the idiot set the trap himself!

    He is fully to blame for this ridunkulousness.

    And @polishsausage: I fully agree! Anyone dumb enough to send a weiner pic to an anonymous girl doesn’t deserve a girlfriend.

  12. “I sent you a friend confirm by accident.”

    Um, yeah, and later, when explaining things to his girlfriend it’s, “I slipped on a wet floor and my erect penis fell into her good-good by accident. Honest.”

    Douchebag

  13. @mcowles – It’s what’s best.

  14. I dont care that the person set the dude up, thats funny… but its not their fucking business what he does and doesnt do around his gf… its his situation, his life and its a twatless, chinball move to do that

    and mcowle… i got a pic… i cant see nothing, can you make it bigger?

    Oh and plenty of good can come from sending pics of your manhammer to chics… just not fake chics appparently

  15. lol xD Anyone who sends out pictures of their dick is pretty lame.
    & wWhy does it not surprise me that slim is siding with the guy there? :P

  16. Why didn’t she post the picture of his penis so we all can see it? That would have taught him to email a picture to people he doesn’t know.

  17. he should stick to mastur-bait n switch you can’t get called out for cheating with that

  18. No slimjayz, I can’t… but you can make it bigger for me.

    I agree that someone making a fake chick profile and sending him a friend request all in the attempt to catch him doing something bad, when this person isn’t even his girlfriend is a total asshole thing to do.

    Someone is jealous or angry or something, to want to attempt to break up this couple, no matter if he deserves it or not. There were two jackasses in this situation.

  19. I don’t think slimjayz is siding with this guy, he’s just saying that the fake person is a bigger douche.

    There’s a reason that “entrapment” is illegal and cops can’t use it to convict someone of a crime.

    You’re more likely to do something wrong, if it’s offered to you, than if you have to seek it out yourself. That’s why female cops can’t come up to you and try to convince you to pay them money for sex, then arrest you for hiring a hooker… you have to do the asking.

  20. Hey mcowles, I wanna see.

    Anywho, they are both asses. Him for falling for the trap and Nina for setting up a fake profile.

  21. True, but only one is an ass with its erect penis sticking out like a fucktard.

  22. ok eenerbl. I trust you, obviously. I mean, an anonymous woman (I think) that posts on lamebook about humping a banana that she duct taped to the wall… what’s not to trust?

    What’s your e-mail address?

  23. How sad…both of them.

  24. um, if having your erect penis sticking out makes someone a fucktard and an ass… well color me a fucktarded ass… i seriously have to tuck that shit in my waistband somedays

  25. Hypothetical humping mcowles, and there was no duct tape. (I think)

    And stop peeping in my windows!

  26. At the same time, though. If one of your friends is in a relationship and you know the other person isn’t to be trusted, then isn’t it your duty as a good friend to prove it? I would rather someone proved my boyfriend a cheater, then to walk in on my husband cheating. It’s quite obv. that the trapper is a friend of both.

    But lee’s a douch!

  27. Hmm. I dunno. Thhe guy’s a hormonal wanker, and this person IS awesome for letting his girlfriend know he’s fine with swapping naked pictures with other girls. I once knew a guy like that,and I’m saying no more than that, but he was an absolute bell-end, and didn’t deserve to even talk to a girl, let alone get pictures off them (he actually started off my Will rule. So if you’re reading – ha, I won).

    It would be lame if this person had deliberately set out to embarass somebody who had done nothing wrong, but the guy added ‘her’, and wanted to swap pics. And… hell, I know it’s nosy, but if I found out a guy was doing that knowing his girlfriend would be upset and pissed off if she found out… I’d tell her. Cos I’m an interfering cunt.

    Wait, that wasn’t my point.

  28. Hmm. I dunno. Thhe guy’s a hormonal wanker, and this person IS awesome for letting his girlfriend know he’s fine with swapping naked pictures with other girls. I once knew a guy like that,and I’m saying no more than that, but he was an absolute bell-end, and didn’t deserve to even talk to a girl, let alone get pictures off them (he actually started off my Will rule. So if you’re reading – ha, I won).

    It would be lame if this person had deliberately set out to embarass somebody who had done nothing wrong, but the guy added ‘her’, and wanted to swap pics. And… hell, I know it’s nosy, but if I found out a guy was doing that knowing his girlfriend would be upset and pissed off if she found out… I’d tell her. Cos I’m an interfering c*nt.

    Wait, that wasn’t my point.

  29. I want mcowles to be my real friend on my real Facebook.

  30. It’s not like Nina’s “trap” was some Machiavellian plot that was too opaque for Lee to see through. I asked someone who was more stupid than Lee for his opinion of this situation, but he didn’t say anything. Because he doesn’t exist.

  31. Look, this was just Lee’s convoluted way of breaking up with his girlfriend.

    Sometimes, creating a fake profile on facebook, friending it, then sending it photos of you standing there all proud with your fishy yogurt-squirter, then reporting this to your girlfriend, thus forcing her to break up with you is the ONLY way to get rid of the bitch.

  32. I agree with slim, it’s a really shitty thing to do, and really, it’s not that girl’s right to get involved in other people’s relationships. If he’s a dick, his girlfriend will find out on her own soon enough.

    A side note though, what is the obsession with men sending dick pics?
    The last few guys I’ve dated have all done it.

  33. @britishhobo

    She requested the friendship to start with (he accepted… accidentally, haha)

    Then SHE mentioned the pictures, before he said word one about them. He replied with “I was hoping for that”, but she mentioned it first.

    It’s obvious that he wanted some cyber side poon, but she opened her e-snatch for him, before he even had a chance to say “you’re so hot, I bet guys ask you for pictures all the time”.

  34. @Lulz, sounds fine to me. I’ve been talking about pig sex on my facebook page all day. I’ve actually added 3 people from lamebook, to my facebook friend’s list, haha.

    Did you know that the orgasm of a pig can last for up to 30 minutes?

  35. Lucky pigs.

  36. Haha, the joke’s on Nina: the penis pic Lee sent was also from google images, so who’s laughing now?

  37. Awww, making friends! Good ‘ole Lamebook.

  38. Is it sad to be jealous of a pig?

  39. No ee, I am.
    Missed you lately.

  40. Me too word.
    Works been kicking my ass!

  41. Fuck yes, me too ee, and throw in a weekend I don’t remember much about, and we find ourselves like ships in the night.

  42. If you guys have sex again I’m telling your girlfriends. Cos that’s what we do round here.

  43. Send me a dick pic Hobo, and we’ll see what plays out.

  44. As a man, I think Nina’s prank was hilarious. Douchebags like him don’t do things like this one time and with one person. I’m guessing he’s sent out photos of his wang throughout the entire Internet hoping to get lucky. And the fake profile’s creator knew this and decided to have fun with it. He deserved what he got.

  45. I’m not saying he doesnt deserve whatever he gets… he sounds like a fucknut… I just think rats are the lowest of low scum… dont go poking your nose where it dont belong… you dont know all their history… for all we know this is the chic went to a frat party and fucked a bunch of guys for drugs so he feels ok trying to trade nudie pics… or he is just a wanker… either way its none of this persons business and they are a piece of rat fecal matter tangled in its ass hair

  46. Wow slim baby, you’ve had a heap of fire in you the last couple of days. I’d love to help you release some of that angst.

  47. lol, you have no idea word… I could probably nut through a brick wall right about now… been a long couple weeks of work and school… plus, well not going into all that on lamebook, lol… yes, help me :)

  48. Happy to slim, it’s my area of expertise.

  49. if people are gonna mess around, leave ‘em to it, but if they’re stupid and sad enough to swap pictures on the internet then they probably deserve what they get.
    If you’re gonna play around and mess up your relationship, you might as well get something tangible out of it.

  50. #14: “Oh and plenty of good can come from sending pics of your manhammer to chics… just not fake chics appparently”

    Wow! Now I know why slimjayz is so upset with the new health care. His favourite charity was to cheer up the sick chicks by sending them pictures of his manhammer…

  51. holy shit lol!

  52. Aww. Our malteaser’s learning ^^

  53. @mypoint

    LOL.

  54. mypoint, as I said earlier, I’ve had the last few guys I’ve dated send me their dicks on a pic.
    Admittedly, I was dating them, but it is a curious phenomenon.
    So does make me a sick chick?
    Maybe I need to date in classier circles.

  55. malteaser, I’ll get a thesis out of you yet.

  56. Some chics like dick pics… Some like jerking vids… Not sure why there is anything sick about that… we all watch porn… ok, well i do… not sure how this is much different

  57. Whoa malteaser! That made my day!

    Right there with ya slimjayz. Only I read mine, my man watches his.

  58. JesusOnADinosaur

    Malteaser. Oh my god.

  59. worst_episode_ever

    there’s a very good chance Lee is my ex boyfriend =S

  60. worst_episode_ever

    nina’s a hero that guys a fucking scum douche bag

  61. FlamingMoeLamingFoe

    Epic yet sad, as I just read post 59 before commenting…

  62. Any guy who falls right into such a obvious trap is clearly an idiot and deserves anything that follows. I can honestly say that I HAVE sent pictures far worse that an erect penis via email but it was to people who deserved to see it. ;-) Not to some random slutty stranger who turns out to be a bitch! What was he thinking…….. oh wait, tits and ass…. there’s a whole internet filled with it. some people are genuine idiots!

  63. I’m not saying this guy was in the right by any means. But WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH!!! If that isn’t entrapment I don’t know what is. I guess some people have nothing better to do than to ruin other people’s lives. Now I do realize that this guy is a total douche for what he did, especially since he could not realize that this was a trap,( more than likely set up by his girlfriend, even though the text may state otherwise). Therefore, All (three) of these ass pole lickers deserve The Douche Bag Of The Year Award! Congrats on being a total loser!!!!

  64. That is not entrapment. Entrapment when someone who would not have broken the law breaks it because they were tricked into doing it by law enforcement officials.

  65. @ jukaswo: I know, I was using it as an example. Although it may be a bad one, it helps the simple minds catch my drift…lol

  66. He basically was tricked into it cause SHE sent him the friend request.

    I know though, no cops and no laws.

  67. Oh and mcowles….You have me laughing so hard I almost fell out of my chair…

  68. He gave “her” his email address right off the get go. She didn’t need to coerce him into anything when he had e-pron in mind from the get-go.

  69. Fucked I overused “get-go”.

  70. FUCKING GRAMMAR!!!

  71. I thought it was pretty funny. He’s a jerk and they got a laugh.

  72. haha what a dumbass.

  73. butthole bong hit

    http://eviltrancetwins.com/

  74. Amoral asshat sent “HER” the friend request on “accident”. Then he offered his email so the GF wouldn’t find out. He deserved what he got for being a d-bag so dense that he couldn’t tell the profile was fake. (Probably also believes that the phone sex operators are the same women in the commercials, too)

    If he deserved a GF, he wouldn’t be doing the crap that got him busted.

    FYI guys, women are typically not visual creatures like men (think why “our” porn is different) so unless we actually ask, then the answer is NO, keep the stallion in the barn and the camera on the shelf. We DON’T wanna see that crap.

  75. Lee is Frodo…?

    At the very least, he’s a moron. Let’s hope his “GF” isn’t dumb enough to stay by him after that.

  76. @ NR: No, if you read the first line, he said ” Hello, I sent you a friend “CONFIRM” by accident, please disregard, sorry about that.” (Minus the punctuation). Which means “SHE” sent the friend request. I’m not saying he didn’t see her picture and go
    “Alright! I have got to accept this!”. I’m sure he had full intentions of making things go the way it did. Aside from the whole backfire part.

  77. Right basically to clear everything up! Nina is a fake profile of a real person (The mom of a friend to the person who made the profile) It was designed as a joke because the guy always gets teased for having a decent looking mom. But having a profile picture of a topless woman on a beach, brough all the facebook perverts out, Lee being one of them. And he sent the friend request and then withdrew it, he quickly sent a message which initiated the email in question. He sent “Nina” a lot of emails through his yahoo account, with multiple pictures of his penis with happy juice all over it. He even had the audasity to send a picture that included his girlfriend. The kid who set up the fake profile is a friend of mine, and never had any intention of doing anything like this when he set up the profile. The friend request from Lee was a complete random one, so he must have been prowling facebook for hot girls anyway. the profile was also so blatant that even facebook noticed and closed it down a couple of days after. Remember be weary of Fake profiles, especially if the girl is 10 times more hotter than you and still decides to chat!

  78. “I accidentally accepted you as a friend, please disregard it. But I was hoping you’d send dirty pictures first.”

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