Personal Problems Archive
Oh Felicia you are definitely one for sweet birthday greetings. I assume your message was too long to be written with icing on a cake and that’s why you posted it online instead. Every year my grandmother sends me a birthday card and I gotta tell you, the message is NEVER as good as this! I can only imagine what wonderful things you will have to say to your own grandchildren some day.
Also, I wish you had mentioned shooting Gandhi into outer space a while ago when he was still alive … because ironically, it’s a little known secret that Gandhi did, in fact, once wish that he could be shot into space before blowing out his 76th birthday candles.