Comments on: Can’t wait to try your food, dude.

By: kaligula

kaligula — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 08:00:51 +0000

easter bunny FTW

By: Ked

Ked — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 17:27:34 +0000

I agree with Kelly.
And BallsMcGrady, you need to work in a better calibre of restaurant. In my experience as a long-time chef the degenerate, drug-addled waste-cases you’ve seen are the hallmark of mediocre restaurants.
Oh, sure, you’re bound to see that kind of chef in good restaurants, too. But, then, of course, I’m sure people who work in offices know that guy in the office who likes to go out every Friday and Saturday night and get blackout-drunk and do lines off the counter of the bathroom in shitty clubs before banging the nameless slut he was grinding on the dancefloor.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:10:09 +0000

Uh – I’m with Liz. Most chefs pay a ridiculous amount of $ for schooling and work like dogs after said schooling, yet they don’t have the chance that most educated individuals have to make it back with a large salary. Jam sound bitter…looks like *someone* didn’t make it as a chef.

Now – restaurant managers – that’s another story!

In the business

By: BallsMcGrady

BallsMcGrady — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:52:16 +0000

@ Liz
My experience leads me to agree with Jam. After working in 3 restaurants around 15 or so chefs, most of them were regular coke users and a few were involved in dealing. Actually, most of the kitchen staff was involved, to some degree. Cocaine and sexual affairs with married waitresses, the boss’ wife, restaurant sluts, etc. Gambling problems, too. Never seen a job so consistently staffed by degenerates.

By: PoorTalisman

PoorTalisman — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:39:50 +0000

Brilliant! I want to suck this guy’s little weenie!

By: Liz

Liz — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:43:43 +0000

On the other hand, this post is only funny for shock value only. Otherwise, just gross.

By: Liz

Liz — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:41:50 +0000

@ Jam:

First of all, as the child of a family full of chefs and cooks, fuck you. MOST chefs work their motherfucking asses off in hopes of making a decent living for themselves and their families. Cooking requires patience, practice, LOTS of trial and error, confidence, a knowledge of chemistry, a developed sense of taste, time, energy, and a lot of the time sheer hope. No, not all cooks are artists, but just because you can’t appreciate the subtleties that they put into a meal just makes you a tasteless hack. Where I come from, when someone cooks you a good meal, that deserves respect. I think you just haven’t had a good enough meal yet. In short, go fuck yourself and try something besides bologna and Cheez-Wiz sandwich for a change.

By: dg

dg — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:39:42 +0000

Alberto likes this.

By: lamebknewcomer

lamebknewcomer — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:43:26 +0000

still laughing. some people…oh my… glad he’s not my chef, i’d be worried.

By: qp

qp — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 06:32:59 +0000

i think he just googled some pretentious-sounding recipes to try and regain some respect after the defecation update.

this has made me laugh the hardest so far on this website, however.