Comments on: Caleb the Cock

By: Clara

Clara — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:26:46 +0000

pfff, this spelling-checking sure makes it hard for foreigners to make comments.

@it’s cool: thanks, i didn’t know that.

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:55:06 +0000

Another example of a social idiot.

By: whatabitch

whatabitch — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:47:21 +0000

how was it even remotely funny?

making up fake deaths is dumb, not funny

By: josh

josh — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:33:21 +0000

I thought it was kinda funny. Are you not supposed to send in your own stuff?

By: canuck

canuck — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:57:07 +0000

@ Hand – that depends where you’re from.

By: Bella

Bella — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:56:22 +0000

the only thing lame about this is Lauren submitting it.

By: chunder

chunder — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:42:06 +0000

Not lame, but curiously appropriate and absolutely true: the name ‘Caleb’ actually means ‘young dog’ . . .

By: 'fterklang

'fterklang — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:17:57 +0000

She means Pollo as in Polo the mint…’coz she’s a massive hole.

By: stan

stan — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:00:40 +0000

The lame part is the fact that she named her dog “Chicken”.

By: mcowles

mcowles — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:02:05 +0000

I don’t think robert was criticising (or cizing) anybody’s grammar. He was criticising Caleb obviously disregarding the fact that 1) Pollo wouldn’t be capitalized, if it meant chicken and 2) no one says “I miss chicken” or “I miss Chicken”.

He definitely knew this was “someone” and was making a joke. I doubt he thought this was someone/something that was dead/about to die, but he made the joke nonetheless.

btw, Emlyn, was your “genius” sarcastic?

By: Leg

Leg — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:38:07 +0000

^ignorance* (just to help you along, try looking up the UK spelling)

By: Hand

Hand — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:59:14 +0000

^criticize*

By: Emlyn

Emlyn — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:30:19 +0000

No, genius, you can’t criticise someone’s grammar if yours is a bunch of fail as well.

By: mcowles

mcowles — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:21:55 +0000

Uh oh. Someone used ‘should of’ instead of ‘should have’ or ‘should eat soy’! Let’s ignore the rest of his comment. In fact, I have a rock that we can all throw at robert!

By: Emlyn

Emlyn — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:00:55 +0000

“should of”, eh?

You lose on the grammar front.

By: robert thomsen

robert thomsen — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:52:40 +0000

You’re Lame-Pollo was capitalized so they should of known it was the proper name of something, or someone. No one says, “I miss Chicken”.

By: Yer Ma

Yer Ma — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:00:53 +0000

‘Galinha’ (gah-lee-ña) is portuguese for chicken.
The more you knoooow!

By: Emlyn

Emlyn — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:55:21 +0000

This sucks. The ratio of lol posts to crappy ones is wildly in the crappy posts’ favour lately.

By: idiot

idiot — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:21:18 +0000

Clearly Lauren isn’t that upset or she wouldn’t be willing to submit this 2 minutes after it happened. Either she made this up completely or she posted it as a status just for attention. This girl needs to get a grip. Seeing as she’s clearly a Lamebook fan she should probably speak up on here, but I doubt she will as she’s obviously too pathetic. Loser

By: lauren is lame

lauren is lame — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:45:02 +0000

Lauren you need a life. Wow submitting your own status?

By: oh dear

oh dear — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:40:47 +0000

You really should only be friends on facebook with people who know your current pet’s name.

Other than that, it’s lame to submit something because you’re butthurt. Stop being an attention whore, Lauren. Sorry to hear about your dog.

By: jumptheshark

jumptheshark — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:16:12 +0000

::cough:: lamebook jumped the shark ::cough::

By: it's cool

it's cool — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:51:09 +0000

yeah, the only way you can delete comments from two different people (see the screen shot and how there is an option to delete Lauren and Caleb’s posts) is if the fb account is yours and you wrote something on your page (which you can delete since you wrote it!) and the other person that wrote on your wall (you can delete things that other people write on ur page that you don’t want up there). Because there are two different options to delete, it’s obvious Lauren is the one who sent this in.

By: Zoned

Zoned — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:32:53 +0000

It’s a screenshot of her personal profile because there’s the ‘delete’ next to comments.

By: I'm with Stupid

I'm with Stupid — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:23:53 +0000

OK I’m new around here…how can you tell that the girl sent this in?

By: Julie

Julie — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:18:26 +0000

The fact that “pollo” means chicken in multiple languages makes this even less lame/funny since Caleb actually used sense to come to that conclusion. Sense is something that is rarely seen on Lamebook.

By: AG

AG — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:59:13 +0000

It’s also Spanish for chicken. Yay for all of the languages this could possibly be in.

By: I'm Lame

I'm Lame — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:36:38 +0000

Sorry, not portuguese, Italian:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_Italian_word_for_chicken

By: You're Lame

You're Lame — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:33:46 +0000

“Pollo” is Portuguese for “Chicken”, dumb-asses. How would the dude even know about the dog?

By: canuck

canuck — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:12:57 +0000

Dog salad. Best of both worlds.