also, i’m at pains to add, there are markedly different species of ‘dick’. some people are nasty dicks, some people are big dicks, some people are arrogant dicks. some people are just dicks. but some people are funny dicks – they’re a dick, but you’re glad they are, because they’re a constant source of amusement. brian, for my money, is definitely of the latter genus.
Yo GrahamD. I apologise for my assumption in thinking you were male. I’d hit you. In a nice way of course. I think that’s what they say on the internet. Now that the foreplay is over with, BRACE YOURSELF, I’M COMING IN!
What an example of class brian is… Maybe just a tad too much based on the james bond character, but hey, noone’s perfect right?
How come he counted all the 93 girls? I mean, that’s hell of a job there, especially since he has to relay on surveillance (or servalence) cameras and bouncers (or boncers) to remember it… I hope he doesn’t count as one every repetition of the same tape.
On a side note, thanks alord for the insight about how being different dicks has different outcomes with girls, that is always a good lesson to hear, and I am not being sarcastic.
seriously, I’m not sure why, but it seems that girls flock to A-holes like this.
thankfully not me as I would be the girl sitting there laughing at him to his face and telling him to quit being a douchebag.
as for why girls keep him as a friend on facebook? it’s always good to know what the idiots are doing… keeps you far away from them (and like we just saw, it’s always good for a laugh)
@BritishHobo – I SERIOUSLY laughed out loud at your last comment.
I also love that Brian had to stipulate “No falling in love.” I bet that happens frequently to the poor lad, what with his 250 thousand log house, and junk he can pull out of his pocket. Who wouldn’t fall in love with him?
@Pseudonym Well that’s one way to interpret that, but I actually meant that having slept with 93 women, he’s bound to have knocked up some of them, and no doubt SOME of them had abortions. That’s what I meant.
@Dan_Fargis I’m pro-life too, but if I start saying stuff like that I’ll get flamed, so I’m going to leave it at that.
No, that’s the same woman. Monogamy is much safer because then he won’t be exposed to STDs. Sure, he might get HER knocked up, but that’s his wife. Husbands and wives are supposed to have children. Unless they don’t want them.
Now if his WIFE was sleeping around… then yeah, he may be exposed to STDs anyway, despite being monogamous.
I thought the funniest part of this thread was the girl calling him “Brain”.
Too bad he wasn’t killed in Iraq.
And raped by bearded men.
Don’t care in what order; as long as they send pictures to his mommy.