It’s nice that Mikey’s girlfriend doesn’t feel any hard feelings and as a parting gift she decided to let everyone know that Mikey is a stud and gets lots of pussy. Most women would feel the need to spread negative things about their ex; not boost his esteem in the eyes of his friends.
Chalk, I suspect that while this may be true for his male friends, this will also likely decrease Mikey’s opportunities with the female sex.
Except of course for the one who will do anything for him if only he ‘lets’ her give him BJs.
If I see Mikey out, I will surely punch him in the face.
Not just because of his horrible chat technique, and not because he is a thief or a cheat – but because he is (supposedly) an adult man who calls himself ‘Mikey’ like some sort of over-grown fucking toddler.