Thursday, September 3, 2009

Bunk Account


previous post: Jiminy Cricket, I’m Confused



  1. Please do not exist.

  2. You are so screwed.

  3. Donald Trump's Comb-Over

    What a dumb fuck. I would imagine Brenty is going to rob her blind, only because he knows he can. Anybody who spells like this is at least 71% retarded.


  4. she can spell ‘Account’ but not ‘Shared’? hmm, I smell bullshit.

  5. Anyone who types like that deserves to have all of their funds taken from them. I only hope that Brently spends the money wisely….on hookers.

  6. Hello Alesha, h-hey its Peter Griffin. Yeah, that’s right, senior prom, yeah it’s been a while…so listen, um, I just found out that I’m retarded and um, I’m just calling to let you know that uh, you might want to get yourself tested.

  7. Why do people write that way?

    …Walk this waayy…. walk this waayy…

  8. They need a shared spell checker.

  9. Who would share a bank account with someone named Brenton anyway?

  10. I’m sure this will end well.

  11. I actually lol’d at Kristen!

  12. A bit steep indeed, shearing an account.
    Give her big sharp shearers, please.

  13. What, or who is a ‘woll’?

  14. Oh this can’t lose. Expect to see them battling on Judge Judy in about 5 months.

  15. Woll = well = British chav/patois for ‘very’, ‘extremely’.

  16. Brenty: Yeh babes, it’s going to be great! On an completely unrelated note, has your gramps’ inheritance come through yet?

  17. Don’t do it, Alesha! You’re gonna need every penny from that part-time job at WalMart when he knocks you up and ditches you for someone who can spell!

  18. So I just found out from a banker friend of mine that a sheard bank account is one which has been cut up and chopped off by special shears called suck you and your money dry because you can’t spell!!

  19. is she old enough?!

  20. Please tell me this is fake.

  21. @18 – Flip, you used to be funny…

  22. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

  23. All for the public humiliation of anyone who types like this say “I”.

  24. I wish people like this didn’t exist.

  25. @22 -What the hell are you trying to say Boz?! You make no sense…even in a Yoda kind of way!!

  26. I know that the most important trait I look for in a girlfriend is her ability to spell and type. Idiots! (the commenters that is)


  28. Hahaha i totally forgot about the whole “bank account” thing, I’m stuck trying to figure out what the hell @22 Boz is saying, it’s hurting hurting my head.

  29. im having your baby

    lol @ Boz, he speaks Alesha. Unfortunately we don’t Boz, so translate that shit!

  30. Thanks Chairman. So I dont know how to spell, so what! At least I don’t spend my hole day making fun of other people.

  31. I love that come back. Because clearly, these are all the same people, and not just 30 separate individuals who took three seconds to make a comment. And they’re all in the same room, just scouring the internet looking for somewhere to have a conversation.

  32. @30 -Alesha you (fortunately) didn’t click on Mr. Chairman’s name. Apparently, he spends his whole day looking up porn. I think you’re the better of two evils ;) Spammers…yuck.

  33. she is def the one with the job and brenty is taking her to the cleaners!

  34. Thanks Chairman. So I dont know how to spell, so what! At least I don’t spend my hole day making fun of other people.

    Actually Alesha, I’d say that most of us are on this website for 5 or 10 minutes a day. Unlike you, it doesn’t take us all day to read a handful 60 word posts.

  35. Props to Brenty-poo for nailing himself some free cash


  37. @ Sixkiller…my period is sucking away all the humor, why what’s it to ya?

  38. Idiocracy is happening…

  39. what the fuck did she say? that’s offensive to me somehow

  40. @Michael

    You’re kidding, right? I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

  41. The only thing that makes you “METALLY RETARDED”, Alesha, is the fact that you expect everybody to believe that this entry wasn’t totally fake. Your first comment had almost perfect spelling, with the exception of the word “hole”, so you make another comment with ridiculous, obviously intentional typos to try and convince us? Nice try.
    However, Attention Whores are extremely lame, so I guess you’re still in the right place, Sweetie!

  42. LuLu, this is pot. You’re black.

  43. I wish I waz perfect like LuLu :(

  44. Ch-ch-chang-chang.

  45. If I’d read this post earlier, I would have made the comment that it should be illegal for someone this lacking in IQ to make such big financial decisions. However this idea appears to have been mentioned a few times already. Woll, this just leaves me one more thign to shear with you all… its a big steep!

  46. Ah Eureka! Thanks Aris, with your help I finally got it translated: “WELL big STEP in my life” – that section eluded me for a while there . . .

    Now wondering what particular crevice in these septic isles the local ‘yoof’ pronounce ‘well’ as ‘woll’ and ‘step’ as ‘steep’ – most likely somewhere remote and dreadfully inbred.

    Boz: top memes-manship, and absolutely random – FTW!

  47. BelladonnaAnodyne

    @ Chunder… if you read it out loud, it sounds Geordie to me. You have to put the part where the voice goes high for no reason in for yourself, but it definetely sounds Geordie.

    Dear Americans, try searching ‘Byker Grove’ on YouTube. That’s what Geordie sounds like.

  48. @Alesha – Your spelling is horrible; you’re getting a shared bank account with your, I assume, boyfriend; and you have a boyfriend that let’s you him “Brenty”, and all that shit. Sounds like he’s going to take all your money, and you’re playing dumb.

    Well, if that’s what you want; have a nice life!

  49. BelladonnaAnodyne

    Goddamn, writing my last comment made me realise how much I miss Byker Grove. Thanks Alesha, you Geordie bitch, you made me sad now…

  50. Well I’m glad we’re sprechen sie the same lingidy.

  51. @ BelladonnaAnodyne

    Ah divven knaa if it’s reet Geordie, like; Ah canna understand a word. I’m from Manchester and even I can understand Geordie. My guess is it’s fluent bollox.

    I guess we’ll have to wait until her and Brenty are on Jeremy Kyle (Americans – JK = a Brit Jerry Springer) and the subtitles come on.

  52. @ Manclander
    OMG i LOVE Jeremy Kyle.
    Just watching his guests make me feel so… validated.

  53. Big ‘steep’ in her life?! What life. Honey, it is over.

  54. Billy Wilders Dead Monkey

    boz is stealing 4chan memes cos he’s an unfunny cunt

  55. lmao @wtf September 3rd, 2009 at 8:37 am

    They need a shared spell checker.

  56. #Dead…the end!

  57. Wow… it’s like the English language was just raped with an ice cream scoop, and this is what came out of it.

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