Just so I understand what the cuckold is saying: the curds and whey dispenser that is Ashley’s vag isn’t due to yeast infections or jock itch(?), but coagulated man juice that periodically gets jostled loose?
The only thing I can figure from all this is that Alex married a retard. And I don’t mean a foolish or awful person. A literal retard. A full on slobbering, slope headed hairless monkey. He married it. Fuck you, Alex. You deserved every stink filled pustule that popped in your moron face.
Totally funny if it wasn’t totally wrong… in addition to what yeliak said, I also know for a fact that there is more than one Ashley Parish on Facebook because my 12 year old cousin (Ashley Parish) has a FB and, to my knowledge, has never had a husband OR a yeast infection.