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First!!!!
For some reason I would have expected gays to be better spellers.
scd – He’s only just become a gay, he has to learn how to spell
He doesn’t say he has multiple boyfriends. His parents have banned him from bringing any boyfriends home again, current one or future ones
lmfao @ KB hahahaha
He should have lied to his parents when they discovered the soiled flunky on the bedroom floor, and told them he was just having a Rich Man’s Wank. His father would have understood.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Height of lame!
it’s called having a “poshie”, in my neck of the woods.
@ silent koala: doubt he would have understood a condom covered in shit.
“…only once since being gay…”
Is there a school or a comp that one attends to become gay? Did he hit his head on something and *poof*, he became gay?
What an odd choice of works. Maybe “…only once since I came out..” would have been more appropriate?
*words. Dammit.
Oh Scott, I feel your pain! The very same thing happened to me!! Except my dad is from the old school: to cure me of my gayness he fucked me stupid for 2 days straight. I was very sore afterwards, but I still dig cock. My email’s aristocratic_destitute@hotmail.com let me know if any cute guys want to hook up – did I mention I love cock?
Bottlecap wins!
This is literally the gayest lamebook entry yet.
Bottlecap seems to really know what he\she is talking about. When did you come out sweetie?
I’m guessing its the fact that he’s bringing boyfriends over rather than the condom.
Or, maybe its more that his parents just don’t want him bringing any person round to sleep with.
The rule is that he can invite girfriends and no BFs , so if he was to be straight again all would be well
What’s stopping him ?
to father sha:
say you were a straight boy and not allowed to bring girls over, would you then start bringin boys over?
i was being sarcastic
Because i m convinced the fact that he brings over boys annoys his parents
his dad would probably buy him drinks if it was his condom he left after boning a pretty cheerleader type …
probably the fact he fancies men father sha, but who knows, if the worm turned once, could always turn again, although I highly doubt it.
How old is this guy?
i m also finding it very hard to see how you could sleep with someone through a condom on the floor
Is that what the kids today are in to ?
posh wank. not rich mans wank you twat
Bare-back till I die. Thug 4 Life
What the hell is a condom? Pull out. Oh wait, it’s gay love, no need to even do that, unless you fear butt-births.
Or STD’s weighed
@father sha- I was wondering the same thing.
I’m actually pretty surprised that this entry has been up this long and we haven’t seen any blatant homophobia yet. Perhaps all the 13 year olds have school today?
This reminds me of something I read that one straight kid did:
Told his parents he was gay so he can have as many girlfriends sleep over as he wanted. It worked for a long time too apparently, until the mother walked in on him screaming “you said you were gay!”
If you fear STD’s, it kind of defeats the purpose if you just pull the condoms off and fling them around the house at your leisure.
@28
the unfortunate thing is that it’s not homophobic 13 year-olds that are the problems… it’s the homophobic adults that are creating and sustaining the hate….
@ 26 That can only mean one thing!!!!
Someone’s got bugs….and not the one’s you can see….
“since being gay”
Ha!
that is all.
Not really weighted, you can’t catch an std by touching a soiled condom or flung semen, it has to be ingested/enter the blood stream/through the vagina or anal passage
And what do you mean if? You don’t?
Neal, no, I don’t fear STD’s, because me and my partner are free of them. My first comment was obviously a joke, I mean, who fears butt-births?
And you’d sing a different tune if you knew someone who had aids threw a used semen soaked condom on YOUR floor, on whether you can catch STD’s from it or not…
Maybe it’s just a roommate that isn’t allowing the boys to spend the night, not his parents. Whether they’re parents or roommates, does one really need to stipulate “no used condoms on the living room floor” prior to living together? I always thought that was an unspoken thing.
It’s just frowned upon, like masturbating on a plane.
A used condom is a disgusting item regardless of whether it was used by an HIV+ person. The HIV aspect makes little difference to the yucky aspect.
Those crazy homosexuals! Always up to mischief!
Why write ‘through’ instead of ‘threw’? What is the point of such crappy spelling?!! Here’s an idea – instead of making up a bunch of stupid ways to slightly shorten the spelling of words, learn to type. It’s not that hard.
HAHAHA! They enter through the backdoor and leave their shit everywhere! HA!
Ya’ll are idiots. I fear England.
is anyone else getting the feeling that Tom is a jilted, angry lover? “cause ur a fuckin whore”…sounds like Tom was the victim of a one night stand who didn’t get called back for seconds.
hroark314, I hate to pick holes in your logic but he didn’t shorten the word by spelling it wrong. He made it longer. Although I do agree with you, slang nowadays takes the piss
Ahhh i submitted this. The really lame thing is there were so many more comments on it and it got loads funnier…but i dont think he appreciated it very much and he deleted them so this was all i could get
Just to point out, this is nothing to do wih homophobia, the guy is just a weirdo. He also regularly updates about the x factor, likes his own status, and then comments on his own status, when his facebook friends appear to be taking no interest.
I thinks God hates people like you..
I think God hates people like you..
God doesn’t hate anyone. If he finds it wrong that’s one thing. Hating is another, detox. When you can get off your sister for a few; read the bible. As for this entry, those gays and their “condoms” And “fears” of “STDs” they always had quite the imagination!
Lawl. “I’ve only had sex once since being gay” oh but you were a slut beforehand? Leaves so much to the imagination
Now now… God hates everyone equally.
Actually, I don’t hate any of you.
I was talking with a nurse a few months back and she was convinced that straight men could NOT get an STD from sex with a woman.
Her reasoning was “a guy’s penis releases semen INTO a woman’s vagina, not the other way around.”
So she was convinced that the only way a guy could get an STD was to be on the receiving end of gay sex.
This was a fucking nurse!
She was Australian, also, but I don’t want the Aussies getting mad at me, as they might… ummm… hmmm.
I think they mean “Boi” Trouble…
Who is this God everyone fears.
P.S. This is not lame in my eyes just some poor guy being told what to do by his parents. (I assume parents because they sound like they’d ussually be the ones who would do so after finding a used condom tossed aside in his own room)
lol “since being gay.”
ok?
ok?
ok?
proxy-sex via floor condom!
Silly, silly homos!
The mispelling of threw leaves the door open for some wonderful misinterpretation.
I slept with him through a condom.
Really? I fuck around the condom myself.
i prefer to think of it as “best friends” instead of “boy friends”
matt is not “aloud” any best friends, because he is a whore. and whores don’t have friends.
Would this have made the front page if the guy weren’t gay? Somehow I doubt it, which is sad. :\
@The Pastafarian
Really? You don’t think that a girl saying “I’m not aloud to have bfs over nemore cuz da last guy through a condom on2 da floor.” would’ve made this site?
I beg to differ, my fellow lover of all things pasta.
@mcowles
Eh, maybe. It’s hard to say. That’s not really up to the outrageous standards this site usually sets, but it could slip through the cracks, I guess.
“since being gay”? wat the hell? sounds like he chose to be gay or something
Scott has only slipped through the crack once.
I really can’t figure out what Scott’s saying. Sounds like a whiner though
KB FTW!
“Since being gay”. That’s pretty interesting since gay people never stop talking about how they didn’t choose to be gay. Yet it’s fascinating to me to have seen the magical transformation of one guy I know from straight, to bi-sexual, and finally to gay.
Oh, give him a break. He just signed up. He hasn’t gotten the memo yet.
He clearly IS new and has not received the handbook “How to be a Clean Homo” which teaches us NOT to leave used condoms strewn about the room. It’s hell on the carpets and drapes.
I’d fuck him
I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is!
Send me an e-mail for other hilarious bumper stickers you can purchase like this one.
I love how he throws ok in every sentence, haha.
gay…
haha zoned is gay
I make my own t-shirts. My most popular one says:
My Two Dads was an AMAZING TV Show
- Support Gay Marriage
There are also a couple that say: It’s not gay, if you cry afterwards
and
Everyone’s straight, once the lights are off
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I thought that’s what 4chan was for…
RULES 1 AND 2 NEWFAG!!!11!one
Ryan is still gay.
do you through condoms on the floor?
the best thing about this is the ‘SINCE being gay’ part
Only after I’m done using them with your sweet ass.
Actually I’m not sure how to through a condom. I can throw one, but I don’t think I’m big enough to go through one.
I think the “since being gay” part means since he came out and stop pretending to be straight
@lolzbooks What kind of guys have you been fucking that you have shit all over your condoms? I’ve fucked plenty of asses, and no shit on my dick ever.
What is this world coming to when a kid in school thinks its ok to be gay. If he wants to play games and be confused, thats ok. But to spread AIDS by nailing guys in the ass, that is wrong.
Hey, AIDS is for FAGS? You’re an ignorant asshole.
Statistically, you have a better chance of getting aids, simply due to your dumb-shittery.
I love to fuck little boys.
we niggarz all gotz da aides, and we be rapin wite chics wit it
I wipe my ass with feminism
who wants to hear a joke?
womens and gays rights
ROFL
Now, STATISTICALLY, the gays are in fact 50% less likely to take a length in the dirt cave than drunk college girls.
Sounds like a poser “since being gay”, definitely not OG (original gayster). Better watch out for some hardcore OG’s are likely to attepmt a drive by facial.
“Since being gay.”
@pBIZZLE
You’re an idiot. That is all.
@hammy
I second that!