Who in their right mind would brag about a 75 Chevy, christ…assuming it’s lifted, you my friend need to quit spitting your dip all over the sidewalk you fucking hick. Don’t get me wrong I’m not a Honda fan either, but anything is better than a chevy, esp. my Dodge. And glee “may” be stupid, but you’re still a jew, kyle, now get down on your knees and spin my dreidel like your mom and girlfriend, I mean, sister, did last night.
I’m looking for a picture that was posted here recently. It shows a million baby pictures and then pictures of a million condoms and says something along the lines of “what you see” and “what we see.” Totally irrelevant to the thread, but I thought it was hysterical.
No, “dear”, I uset “explamation” marcs ass a shut oot tu all teh gamma “nasis” oot der! Also, “thank you” MsAnneThrope, for correcting our misled “friend” and defending my gene pool status. I’m proud to be part of our fucked up and demented generation that fucks with people, for the sheer sake of nonsense fuckery.
Also, I must point out my flawless execution, for you could insult nothing more than my use of grammar and punctuation. Congratulations, you’ve managed to stroke my virtual ego, and by ego, I mean penis, and by stroke, I mean you jerked me off while I mentally imagined myself fucking one of MsAnnes felted dwarves, when all I was really doing was cumming in one of those used fuzzy socks from your laundry basket.
first of all that chevy is a family heirloom i used to drive a dodge but it was like most dodges and broke down most of the time 2001 laramie almost as big a piece of crap as my friends old f150
i dont chew i go to college and i have a girlfriend so troll on by capncocksucker when you break down ill be nice and tow your car to the junkyard
I think he’s telling lies because he is a fucking liar. College, girlfriend, car. Ha, he wishes. He’s just trying to make himself look normal.
And why even say ‘I don’t chew’? Is there some sort of sub-culture thing that creates a condition of excessive chewing? Really?
This shit is as fishy-smelling as CapnJaques’ trousers.