@BritishHobo, I was just gonna say the exact same thing. I’m sure Tony’s gonna really love finding out through Facebook. Why do people feel the need to tell the world everything? Surely she could have just picked up the phone if she wanted to talk to her friend.
On a happier note, the smiley face gave me a smiley face. <3
Why then the caption? Like look at crazy tony and the boys says to me “happy times” and then I scroll down and see that bomb she drops.smh. Take out the caption or better yet, cut crazy tony out of the picture.
Yeah, I don’t think there’s been a single post in the last like, week, that hasn’t had someone ask about the Ben thing. Then again, I’m completely at a fucking loss as to why for months and months there was nary (giggle) a mention of Ben, yet since about Monday, every other comment is about Ben…
Yeah, I know, I called Ben on this post, but… I’m a slave to boring fashions.
Lamebook just needs to add a link above “Leave a Reply” that’s a little page for some bensplanation.
In short, Ben is a user who tried fucking his anger out by raging on all the people doing “first!” on first posts. Was a total tool about it – and in true form, lamebookers switched from “First!”ing posts to “Ben!”ing posts.
@Zoobert- You forgot the fact that after raging about all the “firsts”, Ben posted first on several entries. Therein becoming what he was raging at. Then the Ben posts started coming instead of “first”. I’m with @SensibleMadness, posting Ben is still dumb.
@BritishHobo i think it’s cause ben came back and started commenting again. it reminded us of what happened and then we had to explain ben to like 50 new people. it’s not even worth the small chuckle it used to give anymore
you know i feel there may be some truth to whole “ben” thing being stupid. Mind you, this comes from someone who enjoys them…. but as i sit here on lamebook while I’m at my job that i hate so much that i check lamebook enough to understand all of the ben jokes …. I can’t really argue against it being old. Most of us should probably get a life and spend less time on here… and that’s coming from someone who regardless still fully plans to pull up every lamebook post.
i said i’m not judging. i mean it. i appreciate your clear mindedness on this issue. i enjoy scissoring and bjs as much as the next guy. i would gladly supply the beer i’m just not gonna take it for one. anyways, unless you get really good beer it just tastes like rat piss and wouldn’t be worth a decent compliment.
@ lexluther Just as serious as, Ben is being discussed here, and on Dr. Phil they are talking about social networking sites and there is a guy on there named Ben that has a chip on his shoulder the size of Kentucky. Sounds like Ben to me!
smiley face guy is only going to look slightly more douchy in the morning than he already is with his dirty wife beater on…Amy probably drove Tony to become a drunk with her ill-placed bitching (poor guy don’t even know when it’s time to get a fucking haircut) and Slim…wherever did you get that silver tongue??
Ben was a cool little in-joke at first, that went on a little bit, then sort of drifted away. And now it’s come back with a fucking vengeance, and exploded everywhere, and every comments page is drowning in fucking Ben, yet half of us still don’t have the blindest idea who the fuck Ben is and we have to keep explaining what the joke means while it flounders and dies in the most attention-grabbing way possible.
I will say that jumping to the conclusion that Tony doesn’t already know what an asshat he is and that his wife is leaving him is taking a lot for granted. Since he’s not tagged in this picture its just as easily possible he doesn’t have a FB account, and couldn’t give a shit what she puts up on her wall.
@fairlyodd: I would suck a dick or scissor for a Dos Equis…
…but I would tie someone up and give them a full body tongue massage, teasing, nibbling, licking, swirling, trailing, blowing, and sucking them til they beg me to rape them like a AWOL death-row lifer who just stumbled across his first piece of ass in 25 years on the backwoods trail of a teenage gymnastics summer camp , lapping at their body like a hungry kitten laps and sucks the milk off their mothers teat, whilst performing autoerotic strangulation(or not if it isn’t preferable) then just as they are about to explode like an atom bomb I will finish it off by mounting that rock hard throbbing cock and riding it like a jackhammer on crystal-meth simultaneously squeezing and milking that bitch til my honeypot is dripping sweet nectar and salty man-lube and were both shaking like we were hit by a 7.5 for a Jose Cuervo!
…For the worm your girl can get down and dirty too.
I wouldn’t doubt. Potato gun those kids out (*thwump* *thwump* *thwump*) and then razz him publicly on FB like that – it’s not too far of a stretch to imagine they met at the local watering hole.