okay, this one actually made me giggle
I was expecting petty drama between the two, like she comments “OMG YOU SLEPT WITH MY DOG SO I CAN DO WHAT I WANT STOP BE SO IMMATURE”
But i saw what it was and giggled. OUT. LOUD.
You’ve been sleeping with other people for two years? Oh, it’s okay, I’m not going to break up with you. It’s fine, don’t worry abou… MICHAEL? GET THE FUCK OUT! If it had been Jack I wouldn’t have minded!
I retract that last comment, thinking about my own penis and nose, there is no similarity with the cartilage of the nose and the whatever of the penis. You can still snap it though, something I never want to do :S.
This is all a true story. Read about it on urbanlegend.com. Michael actually gave the girl an ATM (Ass to Mouth for all you Rookies) and the girl ended up kissing Mark after the ATM and they thought it was so funny they called it the “Peter up the Butter Michael Nutter”. They named it after the PB&J and Fluff sandwich or some shit and she only did it to Mark because he was such a huge prick. They reenact this event every year and hold a fundraiser for rectal cancer awareness culminating in a World Series of Pin The Tail on the Donkey. This is almost as serious as the Poker game but you just win a lifetime supply of Metamucil. Totally true. Look that shit up!
The penis is filled with muscle. Not the regular type though, it is a type called ‘smooth muscle’ or something. This creates the sponge-like substance that can be filled with blood.
The difference (or one of the differences) between smooth muscle and regular muscle is that smooth muscle can’t be made larger with use.
Milo, I think Michael is just a douchehead. So Mark was upset because not only did his girlfriend cheat but she cheated with someone whom he sees as far less worthy than himself.