Thursday, November 19, 2009

Bodily Dysfunctions

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  1. Flexo, what does it look like to you?
    tell me about your mother…

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  3. I guess this is what happens when Lamebook posts weak shit like this

  4. i know of a natural remedy for ‘a certain burning itch’… don’t be a fucking whore.

  5. ooooo bumface… so close

  6. best cure is wearing a condom dumb ass

  7. Does putting a condom on after contracting AIDS work as well?

  8. Dear Lamebook,

    Congratulations on your roaring (and speedy) success! I wish only the best for your excellent site – it makes me laugh every day, and your commentors are, for the most part, hilariously clever.

    Because you’re so successful now, perhaps it’s time to employ one or two people as comment section moderators? Even on a voluntary basis. It might make a more pleasant browsing experience for new visitors to the site not to have to deal with “FIRTS!!!!!1” comments, totally OT “I like hedgehogs” comments, people who post lyrics to songs, and people who post gobs of ascii code that’s supposed to look like a picture.

    Please?

    Good luck to you and all you do,

    Spike Nesmith

  9. YOU’RE A DOUCHE FOR POSTING THAT AS A COMMENT

  10. love your show spike

  11. Dear Spike Nesmith,

    Congratulations on being so superior (and intelligent) to us all. Your posts are clever, incisive, innovative and witty; you make me laugh every day. You are indeed the master of the internet. I bow down to you

    So perhaps instead of posting pretentious shit like your last posting, you should put your skills to a better use, perhaps encouraging world peace, combating global warming or saving endangered species.

    Good Luck to you and all you do,

    Umbongo

  12. Clone will clone this

    I’m with you, Spike.

    If the headmaster of the school of learning disabilities is looking for his/her pupils, they’re in the lamebook comments section.

  13. @ Benn

    Its spelled doosh

  14. wrong bumhead, its spelt pdoosche

    also sorry Clone, I save my intelligent shit for the comment section of the NY Times.

  15. They have a comment section in the NY times? now i wish i could read.

  16. Dearest Umbungo,

    Is it possible to be “so intelligent to us all”? I’m no expert on English, but that one didn’t make sense to me.

    Out of interest, are you still being drunk in the Congo, or have you moved?

    Kisses,

    Spike.

  17. bumhead – thanks! =)

  18. Dearest Spike,

    Yes, it is possible. Phrases in parentheses needn’t take part in the grammatical construction of the sentence outside of the parentheses. Please lets not have a fucking lame grammar/spelling shitstorm as that shit fucking bores the shit out of me.

    As for being drunk in the Congo, a google search advises it is still be produced, but I haven’t seen it in years mores the pity.

    All my love,

    Umbongo

  19. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    For the record, on Lamebook at least it is undoubtedly spelled (or spelt) as “doosh”, in sacred remembrance of it’s original use here by Jason during his Monster Fail. I apologise for introducing its first misspelling into the thread.

    I’d also like to take this opportunity to express my remorse at having done the ‘FIRST’ thing too – it was supposed to read as FIRST!, but I used ‘stroke’ instead of ‘strike’ in the tag: probably something to do with all the bean flicking going on earlier in the day.

    I hope these clarifications will serve as some small recompense – I have been off my game this evening.

    Also . . .

    Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
    A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
    He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
    The rhino said, “I know, we’ll call it Um Bongo”
    Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
    The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
    The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
    So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
    They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

  20. Can we all blame Jason now for introducing the word doosh to us?

  21. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYj5o4kQsXs

    freakin’ awesome

  22. WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD

    NO ONE WILL BE WATCHING US

  23. Flexo fail again and again! Just like always hahaha!

    There should be a “flexo” button you can press when a post is truly lame and annoying.

  24. I just noticed there are a lot of Hannahs on this site. “The more you notice, the more you know” :O

  25. I know the remedy for Jennifer’s particular (parasitic) itch: get an icepick and a garbage can. Fill the garbage with gasoline and climb in. Light it…and when the little crustaceans start jumping…STAB EM WITH THE ICEPICK. Works every time.

  26. *can

  27. hey spike , why don’t you like hedgehogs ?

  28. BTW: I think it’s spelt arsehole

  29. Jonathan sure knows about farts !

  30. That is my mom!

  31. My daughter…….

  32. Wonder if shes hot

  33. Why is there a “dislike” button on Summer’s post?????

  34. Because there are various apps and plugins to add it, none of them work amazingly, but they’re not too bad.

  35. Hannah reminds me of a girl on my friends list who follows up literally every status with a bunch of kisses. I’m waiting for the day that she announces her first bout of the clap with the inevitable subsequent xXxs

  36. The natural remedy for a certain burning itch is not to get an STD. That usually helps.

  37. @ flexo

    This is really funny, and now I have a chance to use it…

    I am trying to see things from your point of view,
    but Im afraid I simply cannot put my head THAT FAR up my arse.

    You are, as you say, a ‘doosh’ or the CORRECT spelling (because I CAN spell) douche.

    Retard.

  38. If you put a clove of garlic up there, it will get rid of itching and burning…have to do it for about 4 days…Just thought I’d add that, cuz it IS an all-natural remedy 🙂

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