Comments on: Blonde Bombed

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:45:08 +0000

My family originate from Sweden so my hair is naturally very light. And to think I used to like being blonde…

By: GrouchoK

GrouchoK — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 01:26:39 +0000

Stupidity comes in many shades. Platinum blonde. Natural light ash blonde. Champagne blonde. Golden Blonde.

By: Kimberly Igla

Kimberly Igla — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 22:37:33 +0000

Why did they have to make a section demeaning to blondes? I mean really. Is it that hard to not be offensive to people? I never really thought so.

By: detta9654

detta9654 — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 17:13:58 +0000

Q: Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: There’s a chance Bigfoot might actually exist

By: Juggs

Juggs — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 14:34:55 +0000

Too funny!

By: Walter Sobchak

Walter Sobchak — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 15:23:54 +0000

@19, I am soooo moving to Scandinavia. How long does it take to drive there from Milwaukee?

By: ughhh...

ughhh... — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:13:31 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH…gotta love shawna…
this really did brighten up my day a little more..hahah

By: tids

tids — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:17:34 +0000

redheads are the best tbf!!!!!!!!

By: SeeBea

SeeBea — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 12:47:38 +0000

I’ve never seen my wife’s real hair color. I have no idea what she really is. Who does these days? That’s the dumbest thing about blondes.

By: Faithama

Faithama — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 10:54:56 +0000

I third on the reading Derek as Dalek. Which brings me to recall the 3am epiphany I had a few months back. And we all know 3am ephiphanies are the best.

Permission from fellow Lamebookers to torture a future offspring of mine with the middle name ‘Gallifrey’? My children would likely hate me anyway. I might as well start them off on the right resentment-filled foot?

By: bananatree

bananatree — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 06:36:14 +0000

First post

Anyone else notice that Tressa has two friends called “Crystal”? Well they’re called Krystal and Christal to avoid confusion I guess.

By: wordsmith

wordsmith — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 06:17:58 +0000

@numnum

I read Derek as dalek as well. Had a mini nerd-gasm at the thought of someone out there naming their child that. Wondered whether he had a brother called Davros.

Then I re read it and my hopes were dashed.
Le sigh

By: lamefame

lamefame — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 06:03:30 +0000

yea it does work, see on youtube

By: fuckmustard

fuckmustard — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:59:04 +0000

lighting farts on fire , does that actually work ? Yes this may seem like a dumb question but I want to know and I am not going to try to do it lol.

By: prolefeedprocessor

prolefeedprocessor — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:07:39 +0000

@Macabeak

Do people really pronounce it “fuh-rend”? That’s so weird!

But either way they way she spelled it made me think “fire-end”, which made me think of someone lighting their farts on fire.

By: HOOPS

HOOPS — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 03:31:57 +0000

Or do i??????????????

By: HOOPS

HOOPS — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 03:18:34 +0000

BLONDES ARE SLUTS……………………..i joke..

By: fergiehasmeanbeatzz

fergiehasmeanbeatzz — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 02:17:38 +0000

Do you reckon her names actually Tessa and she just can’t spell it properly?

By: fuckmustard

fuckmustard — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 01:38:56 +0000

Finally some good laughs on here! Skinner you are now my hero for liking brunettes

By: Xepher

Xepher — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 01:03:05 +0000

Gretchen took the word out of my mouth. Just wow…..

But I had a good laugh at Tressa though.

By: Macabeak

Macabeak — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 00:48:05 +0000

@ prolefeedprocessor:

She’s trying to spell it phonetically… (Pronounce the “fir” part as you word for “fir tree”)

By: prolefeedprocessor

prolefeedprocessor — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 00:36:21 +0000

How the hell do you misspell “friend” that drastically wrong, twice?

By: Gripper

Gripper — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 00:35:11 +0000

1st one – a firend just, ummmmm made me laugh.

By: Who's That Girl?

Who's That Girl? — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 00:30:31 +0000

I’m a blonde who dyes my hair dark. It insinuates artificial intelligence.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 23:50:22 +0000

Shawna…really?

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 23:40:57 +0000

Is it just me that thought their conversation went like this?:

Shawna: I want to leave at quarter to six.
Derek: No, 5:45? I’ll never have time to get ready before 5:45…

By: CommentsAtLarge

CommentsAtLarge — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 23:07:56 +0000

Funny, I thought it was the dyslexics of the world that were supposed to untie.

By: MsBuzzkillington

MsBuzzkillington — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 22:41:25 +0000

Shawna is totally referencing Dumb and Dumber… come on… you have to see that coming from a mile away.

Mary: “So, you’ll pick me up tonight at 7:45?”
Harry: “No, uh, well no I got a few things I gotta take care of first. How about quarter to eight.”
Mary: “(Laughs)”
Harry: “OK, 7:45.”

By: cupidscurse

cupidscurse — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 22:41:02 +0000

Oh man I sort of needed this laugh thank you Shawna….

By: Hazl

Hazl — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 22:39:10 +0000

I don’t get the whole “blondes are sexy” thing… Maybe it’s because I’m Scandinavian, and pretty much everyone here is blonde, but I don’t find attractiveness to have anything to do with hair color… As long as it’s not green