Guy must have some extra time on his hands to be chirping birds and telling his FB friends about it…
What a fucking eavesdropper.
If he did cock block the bird, chances are he’s overweight with body odour from the dancefloor contained in his body rolls that have set into a brown-grey paste that scrubs off in the shower
The birds were fighting.
Helped the homeless? No.
Fed the hungry? Not.
Clothed the naked? Nope.
Cockblocked a bird? Yep…and bragged about it.
How’s that virginity working out for ya?
It’s the closest Anders has got to a pair of tits.
^Speaking of tits, wouldn’t it be funny to literally try to nurse off a girl the first time you sleep with her? Her mind would be blown.
Friendzone, let us know how that goes for you when… or if… you ever get the opportunity
^What you think I’m crazy?!?
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