Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Big MILFstake



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  1. Yikes.

  2. lighten up Mrs. B

  3. ‘Between Jessica and You’

    Steven the horny rhino posted this!!!

  4. i’m so confused part of me wants to believe poor steven…

  5. I tend to believe that Steven did not write this… he seems to be an ALL CAPS kinda guy.

  6. And this right here is the RIGHT way to hack someone’s Facebook. None of this changing “looking for” or “relationship” statuses, none of that piddling around. I’m talking about completely destroying friendships and relationships through the magic of when lulz and social media come together.

  7. yeah, I feel like he definitely got pranked. the wording of the first message is just so over-the-top. whoever got on his account probably sent this in.

  8. anonymouse: it could just as easily have been the “hacker” that submitted it.

  9. LOL — I’ve done stuff like this to people I know. It’s awesome. Wish I had the screencaps to submit here for it though. Since person changed their password, I was unable to access it anymore. :(

  10. i love how in her eyes, begging someone to make sweet sweet love to you is raping them.

  11. Oh god, poor Steven xD

  12. Big MILFFAKE.

  13. By the fuck this was awesome! The hackers second post was brilliant. Steven really should have learnt to change his password the first time he was pranked….

  14. This is painful, how stupid can she be? She thinks expressing a desperate to engage sexual relations in a sweet manner is rape? The fiend!

    Oh, I don’t mean to detract from his fail here btw. I think that just goes without saying, there’s no use nodding my head in agreement with the other half a dozen people facepalming at him.

    I doubt that he has a pool.

  15. @txikiwi – I love when people reference by the fuck. It makes my day.

  16. I would have thought a woman of her ripened age would have been glad to have a young heated rhino make sweet sweet rape to her.

  17. lol at how he insults her in his apology:

    “i don’t think your hot and i swear i would never want to have sex with you”

    im sure that will go down well

  18. Ouch, maybe changing his password the first time it happened would help

  19. I don’t know whether or not this fake, but the alleged hackers spelling is atrocious compared to Stevens. But spelling is easily manipulated. Anyhow Steven, it is time for you to wear the cone of shame!

  20. @jelly…..BWAHAHAHAHA sweet sweet rape.


  21. Gotta love that he’s “obessed” with her

  22. Being told he’s obsessed with her and has to restrain himself from chasing after her might reasonably suggest the possibility of rape, even if he says “beg”.

    The third message perfectly undermines his desperate apology – would have to be pretty screwed up in the head to do it to himself!

  23. ROTFLMFAO!!! How sweet it is (not) to be loved by Steve! Hahaha.

  24. I don’t know if I believe Steven. That profile pic of his looks pretty suspect to me.

  25. Wow i feel really sorry for steven. I’d kill my friends for doing something like that.

  26. But if I were one of the friends, I would be peeing myself laughing for about a year.

  27. Knowing how easy it is to get someone’s password and hack into a facebook account, I think I would tend to believe him.

    Heck, if I ever get something like this from one of my friends who I would not expect it from, I would immediately assume that someone else got access to their account and call them on the phone to sort it out.

  28. Really, fake or fraud, I don’t think Steven wrote it and if he did it was a gag.

  29. @Anitalaff: I agree, if it is a gag it is very funny.

  30. I saw this on another site. Lame

  31. Depending on his age and the local laws, wouldn’t the possibility be that SHE’D be raping HIM?

    She’d better hire Mary Kay Letourneau’s attorney to file that restraining order.

  32. he’s only saying he didn’t write it because he doesn’t want his parents to find out. steven sounds like an immature little boy.

  33. Ugh, I hate it when people post their OWN lamebook posts! MAJOR LAME!! :(

  34. I was actually rooting for him until the cougar turned bitch. There’s no call for that. I’m guessing she’s in her 30s, early 40s. She could have let him down easy. Poor bastard.

  35. I think we can all see what kind of person Steven really is, judging from the profile picture. I think he probably would rape poor old Mrs B.

  36. Steven looks like he’s all muscle, and no brains and the laughing stock of someone who knows him. I love it.

  37. i just wish jessica had responded with “meet me by Mister Thompsons mailbox at midnight” or something like that.

  38. I feel real bad for steven. The poor lad is obviously deranged.

    Not really me.


    I swear, it is not me, I CAN PROVE IT.

    I need another BEER.

    fUcK yOu.

  39. Yah, her response makes me think this is fake. As soon as I read “rape”, I knew it was fake.

  40. Good LORD.

  41. I think Stevens profile picture alone makes a quality Lamebook entry.

  42. to add to #27 (teiso), if that was a genuine hack, i’d phone her to apologise, and offer to show the messages to her husband as a gesture of honesty.

    still funny tho =D

  43. Txikiwi and JJ

    At the risk of sounding like a complete noob (of which I am not)
    what the hell is the ‘by the fuck’ reference referring to? I have seen it a few times now, can someone please tell me where it originated from?

    thanks :)

  44. big fat fake.

    but if it were real, it would rock!

  45. Imagine if Jason was the hacker. Boy, what a story that would be to tell

  46. Imagine if Jason was the hacker. Boy, what a story that would be to tell.

  47. It’s a whole lot easier to let the “cat” out of the bag then to put it back in isn’t it?

  48. Merry Christmas

  49. Fake, fake, fake, fake. I’d be willing to bet that “Jessica” is a made-up person and this Steven made the profile. Annoying.

  50. People who say ‘fake’ are getting annoying. How can it be fake? I’m pretty sure it’s right fucking there. Oh, you mean set-up or staged? right… because something like this could never happen. For crying out loud people… who the hell cares if it’s staged, it’s still funny most of the time and even then you can never really tell if it is staged or not, so just enjoy it. Fucking hell.

    I’ll tell you this, I’ve had a similar situation happen to me before, not on facebook though, through sms. It’s an escape plan for when you get knocked back. denial. if I said yes he would have gone along with it, but because I turned him down he said ‘omg my little brother got my phone, totally wasn’t me in that last msg’
    yeah. right.

    Look, I’m not saying that this post is definitely real or anything, but seriously people, this could actually happen.

  51. Trolls

  52. My friends and I just did this to another friend recently. Except that our messages seem pretty damn tame compared to this. I can totally understand why someone would think this is fake. But, I can also believe that Steven has a hilarious ass of a friend that would do this to him.

  53. Must make August 30th a national holiday or something. lol

  54. @Kaoss: I am with you 100% and I find people calling fake annoying too.

    @People who bang on about a post being fake: We come to this site for a laugh because the posts make fantastic content, and the comments underneath are also, in the main, quite funny. Who cares if someone thinks a post is fake. You don’t need to share your insight with us because you kind of ruin the party and kill the buzz.

    By the way – police aren’t really questioning the sunshine, moonlight and good times about Michael Jackson’s death, Tiger Woods does not keep going after the third Ho and Blondes don’t really stare at orange juice cartons because they have ‘concentrate’ on them.

  55. @KAOSS

    “Txikiwi and JJ

    At the risk of sounding like a complete noob (of which I am not)
    what the hell is the ‘by the fuck’ reference referring to? I have seen it a few times now, can someone please tell me where it originated from?

    thanks :)

    I really want to know that too! Can someone explain? I read all Lamebook and still couldn’t find it… yes, lame

  56. @ KAOSS Txikiwi and JJ

    “By The Fuck” was sourced from an entry here about three months back. As I recall, it started as an argument between an Australian guy and his ex, then the guy’s mother got involved in the firefight. Mom and the ex got into threatening one another with their ‘bikey’ and ‘truckie’ mates – it was a spectacular piece, and the mom dropped the ‘by the fuck’ line into the proceedings – since when it’s been an irregularly occurring site-specific meme. (see also ‘retart’ and ‘doosh’)

    If I can manage to find it again I’ll post a link.

  57. @Mecure,
    good to know I am not alone!

  58. also, thanks Thesaurapist, I cannot remember seeing that one, although I have read them all! I am Aussie so I should remember it :P

    It would be good if someone can find it so I can remember it :P


  60. By the fuck, that took a lot of digging! The origin of this wonderful antipodean oath can be found here:
    Cathie FTW!

    Oh, and season’s greetings to all you lamesters – have a good one!

  61. thanks a lot thesau, i almost forgot about that one , what a lovely conversation between adults that was :-)

  62. Well done Thesaurapist,, I was just about to give up. By the fuck the epicness of that is brilliant

  63. on topic : one of my mates is so getting the steven treatment

    This was truely inspiring.

  64. Thesaurapist, thank you!
    I remember now. I do love the baked bean reference. must use that one day.
    Isn’t it odd that I say “fuck up” meaning ‘shut the fuck up’

    then again, I am an aussie…
    shame that these types of aussies exist, they all sounded like wog trailertrash hoebags, even the dude. Oh well, thankfully I’m on the other side of the country! Bless western australia, too far away from anything for anyone to care about! woot!

  65. He posted this himself ( 0 0 )

  66. Thesaurapist, don’t forget God smacked.

  67. By the fuck, I’ve been God smacked by a retart you doosh!

  68. and fucking peasants …

  69. Thesaurapist, thanks for the link!

    Weird, I remember that entry… Probably I wasn’t paying attention.

  70. Wow. Steven’s ex-girlfriend really hates him.

  71. Glad to have been of service! :D

    ‘God smacked’ is indeed a total classic, and ‘fucking peasants’ (and any deliberate misspelling thereof) is a personal favourite!

    I think ‘petarded’ should be getting more airplay though . . .

  72. I think Steven’s apology had more exclamation points than Kanye West’s.

  73. Kaoss: All of these people that keep calling fake are trolls. They appear on almost every post and I do agree with the fact that it is beyond fucking annoying!

    Mercure: By the way – police aren’t really questioning the sunshine, moonlight and good times about Michael Jackson’s death, Tiger Woods does not keep going after the third Ho and Blondes don’t really stare at orange juice cartons because they have ‘concentrate’ on them. You just ruined my Christmas :’(

  74. Just read referenced post. By the fuck lmao. And the baked beans reference, classic!!! It is people like Stacey that makes me sad to be an Aussie.

  75. LaDispute your name sucks! I’m making a band called LaDispuke!

  76. Oh, I’m quite pleased to see someone who still remembers where ‘by the fuck’ originated from.
    ‘Doosh’ and ‘retart’ first appeared in what might have been Lamebook’s most epic post of all time, “Jason’s Monster Fail” (which was later deleted but passed around via cache for a while.)

    My favorite is ‘fuckin’ peasants’ too. Makes me smile every time.

  77. i doubt that worked out too well.

  78. Judging on the body of this guy….he doesn’t look like he’d be worried if his ‘parents’ found it. He seems older..possibly college or older. wtf.

  79. FFS he submitted it himself. Obviously fake. Are becky and I the only two people who noticed that?

  80. lmfao…

  81. Hilarious

  82. Hilarious indeed. Errm, change your password?

  83. @79 nope that was the first thing i noticed :) haha… submitted by steve himself… or the hacker… funny funny :) shame man…

  84. This is a private message…so doesn’t that mean either the alleged hacker, Steve, or Jessica sent it?

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