Comments on: Better Get Started

By: D_Cosh

D_Cosh — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:27:57 +0000

Amazing. 62 comments and still the only thing said, was about the people who made 62 comments. So, you either all think Kylie’s worthy of ridicule because: a) she has unrealistic dreams to you; or, b) she has been abused. Well, I see there is actually a place for people who get off on laughing about abuse and thinking everyone should share in their own mediocrity, as since they can’t gain self-esteem from their own success, everyone has to wallow with them. Well, as long as it keeps you all quiet in the real world, then I guess this place has a useful purpose after all, even if it is just to keep the useless out of the way of the rest of us.

By: PotKettleBlack

PotKettleBlack — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 09:45:41 +0000

creating an Illuminati group and having a strong relationship with God? that’s a “BIGDREAM” alright.

By: Erika

Erika — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:32:24 +0000

I, too, always wanted to grow up and to be a Politics.

By: LadyPumpernickel

LadyPumpernickel — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 00:25:04 +0000

I love how she talks about Illuminati, spiritual growth AND ‘God’ all in her future…Something’s wrong here…

By: Exo

Exo — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:53:00 +0000

Her head is a gold mine of shit ideas.

By: misslicia

misslicia — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:51:21 +0000

looks like someone’s been playing a little too much M.A.S.H.

By: Semele Pojo

Semele Pojo — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 00:08:52 +0000

The only people with that many plans are age 5.

By: Grashnak

Grashnak — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 23:06:05 +0000

You don’t see a lot of Lawyer/Neurologists these days. Especially those who’ve raised twins.

By: Piazza

Piazza — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:54:06 +0000

Sounds like someone has been hit on the head too many times..

By: Raych

Raych — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:12:10 +0000

more to the point, shes looking for FREE PA’s
With her business empire and what not you’d think she’d be able to afford one…

By: pete

pete — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:49:49 +0000

the best is still that she is looking for PAs to help her with that.

By: qp

qp — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:10:45 +0000

she must be a saggitarius.

By: Joanna Ivan

Joanna Ivan — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:46:33 +0000

Kylie is probably a young girl (under 20) honestly this particular post isn’t all that funny.

By: Erika

Erika — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 05:48:05 +0000

twin boys are in her plan, huh?? I didn’t know we had much of a say in what gets made in there?

By: Grandmaster

Grandmaster — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:19:38 +0000

We don’t let people join the Illuminati who can’t spell the name. sorry Kylie.

By: Megan

Megan — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:06:26 +0000

Is this Sarah Palin????

By: Bri Bri Bee Rat

Bri Bri Bee Rat — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:57:32 +0000

^L!O!L

By: maus

maus — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:36:58 +0000

“to not be hit anymore”
“my head is not your gold mine”?

Is her head like a Super Mario coinbrick or something?

By: hans the gnome

hans the gnome — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:49:53 +0000

bahaha, she’s got my vote when she goes into politics…not.

By: DM

DM — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:02:25 +0000

Yeah, uh…good luck with that.

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:49:32 +0000

This is just golden…

By: Flip

Flip — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:04:19 +0000

Divius caelus! Must have been a nightmare!

By: bob

bob — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 08:41:35 +0000

I don’t think the details of her aspirations are the point – it’s that she so casually adds she has been the victim of physical abuse for 6 years.

By: acp

acp — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 05:19:01 +0000

Er, Blue Crab: “Learnt” IS a correct past tense in some parts of the world.

By: Miss

Miss — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:14:03 +0000

Kylie =/= Barbie

By: Manclander

Manclander — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:20:50 +0000

Kylie (whatever)… created the illuminati group called the Biggus Dickii…owner of a sad Australian early ’90s name….played the paper comb and coloured a book in….filmed her Valley-Girl mates on her Blackberry, discussing Versace and make-up…the label she’s on about is probably Gucci, from her handbag….

Most of us can see right through all of this shit; doesn’t she realise how Clueless she comes across? Like, totally….

By: steve

steve — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:25:10 +0000

I bet she hadn’t even heard of the Illuminati til she read the Da Vinci Code. Then again, if she had read that, she’d be aware of the fundamental issue that would prevent her setting up such a group and also having a ‘strong relationship with god.’

Probably best to choose one and stick to it…

By: Blue Crab

Blue Crab — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:59:16 +0000

If she wants to accomplish all that, she might need to return to second grade to learn the proper past tense form of “learn.”

By: Muler

Muler — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 09:15:07 +0000

Twins boys is quite a tall order, assuming she’s not bothered about them being identical it’s going to be around a 1 in 160 chance. Still, more feasible than some of her other ambitions.

By: Dee

Dee — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 08:05:31 +0000

I like the inclusion of creating an Illuminati group. That which is so clandestine and exclusive that no one is sure whether it exists or not? Good luck with that. I’m sure they’re interested in a franchise.