also, whats wrong with having a lot of dreams and ambitions? dear kylie: good luck, take things one step at a time. if you accomplish even half of any item on your list you’ll have done more than the dicksucks making fun of you.
@qqa – She won’t accomplish anything on the list because she has no focus on any aspect of her life. It’s great to be ambitious, but if you are trying to do a million things, you won’t get anything done.
Agreed that the hitting part is sad. She is obviously overcompensating for the shitty life she leads, but someone should tell her she is being ridiculous… and lame.
I swear to God, I read that last one as requesting a free PSA to help her and my brain immediately started writing a new “The More You Know.”
–”Dreams can come true, but usually only after years of back-breaking, soul-crushing hard work. So dream big, but not so big that it’s not going to be reasonably accomplished within a natural human lifetime. Da da da DA!”
Aside from all the other glaring problems with her goals… what does she expect to accomplish with a “Masters in Law”? If she is American, I’m thinking Kylie means a JD (if she wants to practice law) or an LLM (if she wants to work in a law library or be some kind of faculty). Might be a good idea to look these things up before making them your life’s ambitions…
I like the inclusion of creating an Illuminati group. That which is so clandestine and exclusive that no one is sure whether it exists or not? Good luck with that. I’m sure they’re interested in a franchise.
I bet she hadn’t even heard of the Illuminati til she read the Da Vinci Code. Then again, if she had read that, she’d be aware of the fundamental issue that would prevent her setting up such a group and also having a ‘strong relationship with god.’
Kylie (whatever)… created the illuminati group called the Biggus Dickii…owner of a sad Australian early ’90s name….played the paper comb and coloured a book in….filmed her Valley-Girl mates on her Blackberry, discussing Versace and make-up…the label she’s on about is probably Gucci, from her handbag….
Most of us can see right through all of this shit; doesn’t she realise how Clueless she comes across? Like, totally….
Amazing. 62 comments and still the only thing said, was about the people who made 62 comments. So, you either all think Kylie’s worthy of ridicule because: a) she has unrealistic dreams to you; or, b) she has been abused. Well, I see there is actually a place for people who get off on laughing about abuse and thinking everyone should share in their own mediocrity, as since they can’t gain self-esteem from their own success, everyone has to wallow with them. Well, as long as it keeps you all quiet in the real world, then I guess this place has a useful purpose after all, even if it is just to keep the useless out of the way of the rest of us.