poor thing…she is confused!
She doesn’t realize that there is a difference in having big boobs and being pretty.
I mean, my ex girlfriend got big boobs after she got fat, and even she knew it was unattractive.
I’m a uk size 10. I have [natural] size 36ff breasts. Big boobs are not attractive. at all. no matter how much you squishy them, fill them with milk, fill them with silicone. Small breasted girls: Love them! Guys: Stop making girls feel they need to have big tits to make them hot.
Flexo needs to get a new joke… this brains/brians/retarted/retarded thing is getting old. I wish people would stop feeding him and giving this troll more ammunition. For fuck sake people, IGNORE him so he’ll give up.
He’s so predictable I bet he’ll have a go at my name being k-a-o-s-s, and that I’m an asshole or something along those lines. Although now that I have said that maybe Flexo will do something different for a change.
Guys like big boobed girls because is an indicator that they were probably chubby during their developing years. That chubbiness lead to a case of low self esteem that probably still lingers in the girl. And as all men are ingrained with the primal knowledge that low self-esteem leads to a higher likely hood of the skank blowing them in a bathroom stall, they are instinctively drawn to them.
Yeah I knew what he was saying, Hence my reply mentioning that Flexo isn’t actually a word either. He is an obvious troll, posting shitty comments mispelled to get all the spelling nazis on here fired up. I am a spelling nazi in the real world, I don’t correct people on here though, It’s like correcting someone in a text message for using ‘Ur’ instead of you’re… just shorthand and minor spelling errors. Flexo on the other hand REPEATS the SAME spelling errors, uses the same ‘comebacks’ (not that you can call them comebacks, a 6 year old could do a better job)
and also Flexo ALWAYS manages to stir up something. I want to slap the next person who falls for his game. Surely after this many posts of him doing it everyone NOW knows to ignore it.
I’m a female. I work in La Senza. Don’t tell me what bra size I should be wearing. I think you will find everyone is different.
Or would you like to tell me I, or anyone else that I work with, doesnt know how to do their job?
Oooooooooooh burn. You got me good monkey nuts. Maybe you should take some time for yourself to go find a sense of humour. I’m bored of you making shit up and generally acting like a prototypical dumb person that for some reason thinks they are intelligent.
I know, I’m kinda enjoying it, I keep getting a little image of this scrawny 12 year old boy getting riled up over it! Like his face is red and his heads about to explode over everything anyone writes…
And the only reason I was commenting on it was to hopefully end the train of people trying to correct him in every single fucking thread….
Facebook actually displays pictures 5 to a line, so if the album had 12 photos there would be 5 on the first and second lines and 2 on the third
Whoever did the screen grab (or perhaps lamebook blog editor) must have simply cut the last 2 columns of pics out to better fit the blog, as can be evidenced by the fact the lines appear to continue off the right side
She’s a gross skank who should have fulfilled her dream of getting gangbanged through her career as a glamour model before she let someone spunk up her muffin and make a baby. How can you have images like this next to images of your baby?
I’m a size 4/6 and take a back size 34, so either we’re all talking different sizing or you’re the one confused or lying. My mother is a size 8/10 and takes a 36 as well.
All I can say is my sympathies. At a size 34D on a size 4 or 6 body, I’m already having back problems that require me to do special exercises to strengthen my muscles. I don’t want to know what going up extra cup sizes would do. And I agree that the fat as a teen = big breasts thing is a false correlation. I was pretty thin as a teen (not anorexic, but definitely lean and athletic). I might not have huge breasts (thankfully) but I am above average, at least for the area I live in.
@Monkey Nuts I’m afraid Claire is winning this one hands down. You’re going to have to work hard to get out of this.
Plus, I’ve been to La Senza to buy my girlfriend some lingerie and the girls in there didn’t have a clue what they were talking about. I went to Agent Provocateur instead where they really are experts about this kind of thing.
You mean there is a real flexo? All I see are you and a few others, including flexo, going through the same circular arguments, so I thought he was just a fabrication of YOURS meant to amuse those of us who don’t spend our whole lives on here! I apologise for getting you so agitated xxx
I believe redbone is used to refer to light skinned black women who are considered attractive. Similar to yellowbone, but I think redbone is used to describe a fatter woman and yellowbone a skinnier one.
I think Claire is talking about a different sizing system than MonkeyNuts and I, because she keeps referring to a back size rather than a band size. I’m not sure where she (or MonkeyNuts) lives, but as far as I’m aware, Canada and the US share the same sizing while the UK’s sizing is different. Perhaps Claire is from the UK, but even then, back size 30 is the smallest size they offer, so I can’t see how a size 10 women *should* be wearing the smallest back size offered.
Or you can trust that I am an actual female and take it from me that I’ve never seen anyone but 12 year old girls getting their training bras wear less than a North American band size 30, and those are hard to find outside of training bras as well. A 30G, which Clair claims to be, is rare if not impossible in Canada or the States
If you’re really curious, though, here’s a site that takes measurements of above, below and across the breasts and tells you what size you are: http://www.85b.org/bra_calc.php
I’m not ashamed to admit that mine were 75, 90, 82 (in CM), which says I’m a 34D in US sizes.
@Sam: Great advice. Thanks! I bow before your 34D (which is the same in UK or US currency).
Monkey Nuts is in the UK as she works at La Senza (a UK lingerie store). I think Claire is in the UK too.
I thought we had a US / UK problem with language on here with all the color/colour, realize/realise, etc. but getting mixed up on dress sizes takes things to a whole new level!
From my experience of UK women a size 10 (US size woman would never wear a 36 bra (US size 36). She’s either a very generous size 10, verging on size 16, or she has a very baggy bra / needs to go up a few cup sizes.
all this bra nonsense needs to stop. @ Sam, the smallest uk back/band (same thing) offered is 28″ and is relatively hard to come by, but definitely not impossible. I wear size 28G, but am a normal dress size 8-10, but just with pretty big boobs and fairly narrow back.(not a result of being fat when young @ The Dave) Perhaps everyone should stop guessing everyone elses sizes and just let it be. focus on the disgrace which is this ‘mother’
Boobs after kids aint pretty. Take her bra off and her boobs will be like a tube sock with a rock in it. People who say different are liars. Same with the people who say your vagina doesnt change after kids. Denial or lies.
I’m so confused by this bra stuff. I wear a size 4 and have B cups, but wear a 32 back size. So…. doesn’t this just mean all women are shaped different. One isn’t necessarily lying about their bra size.
La Senza staff are pretty crap when it comes to bra fitting in my experience, but nowhere near as crap as the Victoria’s Secret staff in New York who measured me outside my clothes and then told me I was a 30C when I am in fact a 32E. I am very surprised that Monkey Nuts is wearing a size 36 back if she is only a UK size 10 (which is a US size 6 – not 8 Mercure). Most women wear the wrong bra size, so maybe she should get that checked?
According to Bravissimo (and they know a thing or two about big boobs) you shouldn’t try and measure yourself with a tape measure, but simply try on different bras until you find one that fits properly (i.e. filling the cup without ‘overflowing’, not too tight round the back, sitting properly between the breasts).
Anyway this is a digression. I agree with #23 Steve – a typical ‘fat hider’ pose. And a very unattractive one. Ew.
Monkey NutZ: I wouldn’t put too much stock in working at a shitty lingerie store, I’ve had different employees of that store tell me I wear a variety of bra sizes. Considering yourself a bra specialist while working at La Senza is like Subway employees calling themselves sandwich artists.
On the subject of men making women feel inadequate because they don’t have large boobs: don’t hate us. We are naturally programmed to be interested in large boobs. In all other mammals, the female’s mammaries become enlarged only at certain times to signal to the males that they are willing to mate. Humans are the only mammals whose mammaries are always the same size, indicating that they can mate at any time.
Holy shit.. this was a fairly amusing post from Lamebook and you’ve all ruined it with your incessant girl talk. Can we take the bra size discussion somewhere else, please? I’m thoroughly embarrassed for all of you. I’m also embarrassed that I skimmed most of this thread. Fuck. I’m outta here.
I agree mittens. I’ve also come to the conclusion that ‘flexo’ is a kid somewhere living off his parents, because he sure seems to be on the internet 24/7 keeping up with the posts for the past week or two. It got tiring just reading this crap after 1 minute, I can’t imagine posting it and reading all the responses to come up with more responses ALL GOD DAMN DAY.
Well mittens, she’s quite the charmer, but flexo is my favorite butt slave. 8-5 is the only time during the day in which I currently allow him to use the internet. Perhaps that will change as we get to know eachother more, but I see he has caused quite a problem on here, so I can assure you that will be dealt with tonight.
Hahaha well that was entertaining. I figured if I pulled that on him he’d start the homo stuff and then start impersonating me, even though my posts were much more obviously…myself, not him. That was fun though. Oh, and for the record, I’m a female, so I’m really not a weird future pedophile or anything. I just have an sense of humor when it comes to messing with people like that, and brians
Just to clear stuff up, because I haven’t been online since I last posted, and I caused a bit of a discussion!!
@60. Monkey Nuts – Yes, everyone is different, but I struggle to get into a size 10 sometimes, and your 36FF breasts are much larger than my 30Gs!
@71. Sam – Yes, I’m in the UK.
@85. Sam – It’s not as rare as you think here in the UK – just becasue they are rare (and bras are hard to find), doesn’t mean my 30 back/band size doesn’t exist. Also, I used that site you linked to, and even though I said I have 30 inch backsize (which I do, and I wear 30backsize bras), it told me I’m a 34!
@75. 90. Mecure – Thank you! You made me laugh so much! ‘very generous size 10, verging on a size 16′ – exactly my thoughts!
@91Skeek0919 – We sound very similar Thanks for reiterating what I wanted to.
@100. Shut up. Probably true, but still
And now I’ve said my piece, I’ll go.
The woman in this picture is a douche.
Yeah, I agree that all these chicks need to STFU about bewbs.
I will congratulate anna on being the only one not to claim to have fucking enormously unproportional breasts. Considering average is C, it amuses me that EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU who seems obsessed with bragging about your tits seems to be skinny with massive ones. Please. get. over. yourselves. Jesus fucking christ.
I applaud girls who talk about their melons, whatever size they are. We should be encouraging them, not stopping them. It is sure as hell much better than them banging on about shopping, shoes or periods (eurgh. Sorry ladies, I love you all, but I don’t need to know about time-of-the-month things).
You may have noticed that when blokes talk about their nobs, they all claim to be as big as a baby’s arm, etc.
What the fuck is a redbone bitch??! :S
And those are some seriously lumpy tittays.
All in all, I think the worst part is that her toddler is clearly learning it all from her – anyone else notice the coy little headtilt going on there already?