I almost feel sorry for Benni. The fact that he posted this on Facebook, and then it ending up on here means that poor ol’ Benni is NEVER going to live down beating off with glitter lotion with his friends. I think he’s earned himself a new nickname.
I don’t know what’s worse. The fact the bitch is that stupid she can’t tell or doesn’t know that it’s her lotion or that she’s such a tightarse prude the poor guy has to have a pull. He’s better off without her methinks.
He could have also told her he only used the glitter lotion on his piece so later on when surprised her by asking her to put on a Hermione costume so they could re-enact his favorite scene with her where he shows it to her and she offers to polish it for him until it starts to glow.
“she’s such a tightarse prude the poor guy has to have a pull”
Huh? Who says you have to stop the awesomeness that is solitary sexytime, just because you have a sheila?
Nothing beats having a lovely wank after you have performed the dreadful, mucky task of shagging your missus. The beauty of it is you can retrieve any woman you want out of the ‘wank bank’ and do whatever you like to/with her, and she is never a controlling bitch, fat, or on the rag…
slicing, I hate to be the one to tell you this (actually, nah, not really), but it must be you who’s the terrible lay. Pleasure-filled, satisfied women do not stop trying to impress you after the first few times.
Just so you know, half the stuff they show in porn doesn’t actually endear you to a flesh and blood woman. Spitting on her clit and rubbing vigorously without any foreplay to speak of, or strapping her to a table while you rub your cock against her face will only turn her on if she’s freaky as fuck. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but play the odds, man.
Lol love.thanks for the backup bacch. I’m damn sure that if you resort to pulling over sex it’s either a) you suck so bad she don’t wanna fuck you or b)your a virgin who creams at the thought if it. Based on current observations I must concur…how many times have you been divorced based on bad sex slicing?