Seriously, if you don’t want stuff like that to happen, don’t give out your facebook password to your girlfriend. The story-telling could have easily been prevented if he didn’t give out his password. Probably for some sort of version of “I trust you, babe. Here’s my facebook password.” And then he never changed it.
She’s probably foolish to assume that the rest of his friends didn’t already know about it. He hooked up with the random girl at a friend’s party – all of his friends were probably well aware of what was going on. Epic lack of dignity fail from Catherine.
Wow – kid can spell ‘continuously’ correctly, but fails on ‘truly’? I guess I’m just surprised by anyone ending up posted in here even attempting a five syllable word. And mildly depressed that they flunked ‘truely’ – it’s almost Freudian . . .
And I think it’s definitely the work of the cuckolded ex: surely he would have named his girlfriend, and kept Catherine as the anonymous party, rather than the other way round?
If he did write it though, it’s a particularly devious piece of attention whoring disguised as an act of confession / contrition.
Anyhoo, to summarise:
Ben’s infidelity: lame.
Ben’s continuous infidelity and deception: lamer.
Ben leaving easy access to his FB account to someone with a grudge: lamest.
Hahaha this is hilarious in so many ways. 1. That he was dumb enough to give his girlfriend his password 2. That is girlfriend is fucked up enough to actually want or find out his password 3. That someone exists that’s pathetic enough to actually think this is a good way to get back at their boyfriend when it actually just makes them look like a pathetic psycho . . . all in all this is now one of my favourite lamebooks . . . mainly because everyone involved got absolutely fucking raped and none of them seemingly intended it. The only way it could possibly be better is if it was actually posted by the psycho bitch herself xD
To be honest though this is a little too pathetic to be real and even if it is it looks like it was written by an unbalanced teen . . . Argh it’s a toughie
Also hilarious is the ‘thirteen yearold typing like a thesaurus to look superior’ age old internet classic by ‘chunder’ above. Definitely worth a read if you missed this part of a classic cringe worthy lamebook.
Lol, I shall have to keep the facebook group in mind…definitely tempting and would get lots of exposure, what with the likelyhood of ending up over here as well…double score!!
Sadly, at least anecdotally speaking, not a real whore..exactly, well..she doesn’t get paid for it anyway…just much easier to call her that. God knows he’s gained plenty of names over the past few months…poor little dear only has the one name though. Such a pity.
I should of thought of that when my ex cheated on me. I hate when some people only get to hear THEIR side of the story!
I did however post that he has a misshapen penis as his status. And some people liked it
Some guys can be such dicks.
@chris and elenore
Yup, not my wittiest outing here it’s true, but by the fuck, you think a 13yr old needs a thesaurus to use *any* of those words? Bless you youngsters, and my deepest sympathies for your difficulties at home with your smarter younger step-sisters.
Also love that Elenore’s comment can so easily be read to imply that the “stereotypically dim thirteen year old girl” in question is herself.
Ahahah, 13 year old girl thesaurus rapist – I *like* that.
I shall henceforth be known as “Thesaurapist 13(F)”
Uh, sorry chunder, but poor attempt at covering your tracks. What 13 year old knows the word cuckolded, or knows what the word Freudian actually means? Notice in your response post you used no large words, probably because you didn’t remember to since it was in response to your thesaurus raping. You did manage to use “by the fuck” though…whatever the hell that means
“fiendish concoctions”? Late 19th century the pair of us, apparently . . .
Oh noes! Does this mean I haz lost teh interwebs?
I haz sads!
“By the fuck” is an absurd Australian exclamation that has developed into a site-specific meme. You could think of it as a vulgar replacement for ‘by God’ (or something along those lines) if it confuses you.
Here’s it used in another sentence: By the fuck, you are such a retart doosh.
My Comment Version
@Tyler I’m from America and I’ll be the first to admit that Americans are the dumbest most ignorant pieces of shit in the world. I should live in Sweden where at least they have good music festivals…
American Comment Version:
tyler im in america and i dont like bad things abut our supor awsum cauntry cuz is not nice and astrala is not good
You’re not the first American to realize how stupid they are. I’m with you. They are the scum of the Earth. I want to go to Canada for college. It’s nice up there. At least the parts I’ve seen. And Sweden sounds like a pretty sweet idea. You’ve got the right idea, what with their music festivals and such. Good luck escaping this bullshit.
Guys…this was about my brother…just to clear things up here…it was Catherine who wrote that and not him or his Gf…This has all been blown out of proportion as some sort of practical joke that all went wrong so don’t go blaming him…just go attack the Bitch that is Catherine for ruining a bloody good releationship
@ Tom – This was clearly not written by Catherine, she wouldn’t put her first and last name out there for everyone to blame her! It is all written from the gf’s perspective. Classic case – he cheated. People do bad things!