you start reading and think “oh, what an adOrable boy this is,” but once the parenthesis starts you say to yourself “adorable? no way! he is fcked up” and then, then comes the love of dogs, and you cannot help but feeling “aaaawwww he is adorable after all.”
loooool krasivaya if i dint like u i wooda put a mesage bowt u bein stuped i actuly did tipe one then saw it was u then fort na i dunt wana be meen loooooooool yeh mundays suck and sos tomora gunna cus it me birfday an im werkin
also, I don’t know what’s worst: anita chating with some 40-year-old guy that cuts tomatos, eggs, etc for a living, or actually cheating with him… while the second one, for what he says, is a matter of hungry-to-death situation, the first one shows desire in talking to that creepy old sandwich-maker, like when you’re prospecting for work… God, I really don’t know…
na i no ur not stuped krasivaya an naaa im not gona be meen to u u dont deserv meeness i dint get it of cos i onli get payd for what jobs i actuly do no holiday pay so if im of i get no moni an had taday of so i cud recova from the weekend insted anit to bovered bowt workin it cus anit gunna do anyfing done my celbratin the weekend insted
Apart from sounding absolutely ridiculous and having to think more about how to not-spell a word, yoink worries be because http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-413866/Exam-chiefs-ridiculed-allowing-text-speak-English-answers.html
Why should I have to learn how to spell for ‘correctness’ and you guys don’t? Shameful.
Also, once all these youth are used to the stupid text-speak abomination, are they actually going to be able to read Shakespeare [etcetera] and understand him? It’s difficult enough correctly elocut’ing the (mainstream) Queen’s English as it is!
P.S. WTF is a ‘lamar’?
P.P.S. I also love dogs.
@Aesthetic: a Lamar is prob one of those “South American camelid, widely used as a pack and meat animal by Andean cultures since pre-hispanic times.”
Off course, Lamar is yoink’s way of spelling “Llama.” It is a matter of style, not of ignorance.
asteticwaif wat the hel has shakspere got to do wiv anyfing im sure he wud prob say that the way u talk is ridiculus the reeson we dunt talk how shakespere spoke is cus langwiges evolv no one talks how they did in the olden days an its the same fing evryone in tha world is a difrent person an y shud evryone hav to do the same fings and say the same stuf? it wood be a borin world if we al did
People should have a go at trying to type like yoink, and see just how difficult it is. It took me 5 times as long to type, and it’s like the letters on the keyboard aren’t where they normally are. Weird.
just cus i dunt rite like u an follo the werld like a sheep it dunt meen im badly educated and dunt make me stupet i can rite how i like its up ta me an if u fuckaroons dunt like it dunt reed it i rite so peple who do wana reed it can the ones that dont can just fuck there japs eye wiv a forned rose
I really don’t have such a big a problem with your writing yoink. It’s easy primitive to read, in a way that you write as you speak. But saying that when we use the dictionary, grammar and spell-check correctly, we’re “follo the werld like a sheep” it’s just crazy. In any case, you’re not building a new world-order, are you? Fuck the grammar, i want dibs on that!
I’m in, where do I sign?
Hey fuckaroonie, and I mean you and your pindick yoink. You couldn’t even FUCK a tumbleweed if you tried, you would be better off shoving a gerbil up your ass and having it run around in circles shitbrick. I don’t know how…
Ughhh… I can’t do it anymore. You better be pissed off yoink! You cocknoodle crab fucker. We need to utilize your word bashing repertoire!… Lol, word bashing, I just completely imagined word in the dirtiest way possible right there.
So yoink, since you’re tossing off the shackles of the commonly accepted behaviors of us sheep, can I bang your girlfriend? Jealousy and monogamy are just remnants of the bourgeoisie society that you’re railing against.
Damnit! Oh well, we will just have to wait for soup to proceed with taking advantage of yoinks gf before we get any new words. We could start yoinks word of the day from now on out!
So far in the dictionary we have a few examples:
Fuckaroon (quite the popular one these days)
pindick (that’s a bad dick)
And we got a two-fer with dicklestick and chimpshit today.
You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this meeting to happen! I could prove it too if I could find the first thread yoink started commenting on and the post… I mean, not that it matters, but I knew it would be shit your pants funny.
we anit pussypals dunt fuckin use her name yeh gracey did tel me actuly she sed u got bigger tits than her an that ur nipples were bigger than ur dick she got no plesure from it an only dun it to see if it was actuly posible for sumone wiv such a smal strawnob to mayntayn an erecton so u anit the winna wiv it dildonipples
It must be a British thing because I feel completely out of my league wit-wise, and I was told I was pretty quick on the draw.
Yoink puts me to shame as a spelling Nazi. I can’t get over the insults…and I thought I was creative with things like “dickmunch”.
My final comment before I lurk again: the username has nothing to do with your Grace, Yoink. Grace is my nickname (albeit as an oxymoron because I am a complete klutz). Didn’t want to get my ass virtually kicked for it!
OMG!!!! i laughed my ass off and was crazyily aroused by Soup…. wat does that say about me? and i wanna be best friends with word and hobo. i love you guys and been following you for a very very very long time… i’m like your stalker.. hahahahhahahhaha WHERE IS SLIMZ????!!! he fucked me then never appeared again.