Sean, your girl doesn’t like you, but you have a car and she needs regular rides to the mall, so she lets you feel her up on alternating Saturdays. That’s the extent of “how she feels” as far as you’re concerned. Also, your friend Thomas has only a vague idea of what a tampon is, and has never seen a girl naked outside of the Internet.
Steven, your status is barely intelligible, and Joe’s weak attempt at a dick joke was overplayed and lame.
@Sensible: Bit harsh – you’re not coming down with what Svetlana has are you? Thought all the responses were good. Love the way guys score points off each other with smart put downs. Keeps us on out toes, right?
Nice painting of Sean’s backstory. I think you are bang on with him, but get Thomas wrong.
And you’re not allowed to criticise nob gags, in the same way that the popular nob+balls graffiti is immune from criticism.
The first one is obnoxious macho-posturing, I don’t even understand the second one (typing the word “small” means you have a small penis? something about sweating it or not letting it go?), the third is actually funny.