There should be one of those Saw movie scenarios that puts someone in a room with those two closet cases. There’s just a gun and one bullet. Personally, I’d kill myself before the video even got done explaining the test.
Jeez, I hate those bodybuilding cockspanks. Always with their ‘bro’ and ‘reps’ and ‘freakn sick’.
But I do like the terms ‘bags’ and ‘baguettes’. Somehow lends it a bit of Parisian chic.
A bit. Not a lot.
wrong, mcowles. if you broke up with kaitlyn, she’d cut *herself*
and say what you want about those d-bags in #2, anyone who works hard on self-improvement in any discipline is worthy of respect. those two being goofballs is hardly a reflection of the group, and looking down on someone says more about the judge than the judged.
You know what’s fun? Using derogatory terms to describe people you respect. Come on, try it with me: Einstein was a cocknozzle. Edison was a taint licker. Fun, isn’t it?
Did you say it with me? How dare you! The sheer audacity! Only I’m allowed denigrate people who have done something with their lives. You lot are just small, sad, and jealous of the accomplishments of your betters.
If I’m interpreting her correctly (and I am), Kaitlyn is saying she wants Travis to kill her (twilight of life) by sitting on her face with his naked ass (new moon) until she suffocates (eclipse of being). The break of dawn thing is either a reference to when she wants him to do this, or she’s saying she wants him to break wind while he’s sitting on her. Freaky chick, that one.
Franklin banged everything that walked or crawled, so I figured a couple dicks would be more of a compliment than anything else. But don’t give up. We can rewrite history right here on lamebook. Viva La Revolución!
We could have a couple Campbells, but I also think we would have to give back a little. Adopt a Progresso, and maybe even a Chunky. We could put his fat ass to work in the yard. Free landscaping!
Fuck yeah! I’m all for free landscaping! Shit, I have a pretty fucking big yard! Let’s put that fucker to work! Let’s make Progresso our yard bitch, while our little Campbells can work the kitchen, and Chunky can do our laundry! Sound good?
Well honey, you know that Progresso would likely be the better cook, and Chunky needs the outdoor work to burn off that tubby belly. Our little Campbells will get real jobs outside of the house to support our lifestyle. We can then fuck, and drink, and read all day long.
Soup! It’s like you’re in my head. I love you! I will never have to work again, Campbells will be our bread winner! So when will Progresso have diner ready? I’m starving! P.S. let’s put Chunky to work ASAP, the yard needs trimming bad! After that you can join me in bed.
Hey, us redhead are full of passion! Full of fire we are. And let’s leave the neurons out of this, that’s too much too add in the the mix. I’m too full of your soup, Chicken noodle or otherwise to think on a full stomach.
My wang is indeed suffice
It is certainly very nice
The most magnificent device
That can come strongly even twice
You might want some advice
On how to afford the price
But you need only to roll the dice
To see action yet thrice
Soup (My darling Chicken Noodle) and my wonderful word (Oh, the memories), your rhyming skills are amazing! You should feel honored Soup, all this talk about your Wang! Bask in the glory of it Soup, bask!