Chicken. We just answered the age old question.
If you have a penis and aren’t shooting blanks you also qualify for the Mommy stimulus.
Well done us
Should we buy a Shirt with bottle opener to celebrate?
Why do that when you could adopt a baby Penguish?
Oh, wow, my own baby penguish? I can love it, feed it, care for it, take my own life, hold it, pat it, cry in the dark for hours at how sadly empty my life is, take it swimming! …oh, the fun we could have!
Are they being funny with that t-shirt? I’m not trying to be a tough guy, but I can open a twist-top bottle with my foreskin, who needs clothes?
What’s next, heroin ports built into veins?
Bong receptacles built into stoner’s mouths?
Maybe I missed the point.
Is that the before or after shot for the MAC makeup one?
If it’s the after shot, I gotta get me some of that!
You know Prosit is the real deal if it’s an age-old African Cure. Just look at how skinny Africans are!
Well said, RingingInMyHead, well said.
That first one looks very much like it’s been faked. Look how crisp and black the type is compared to the other ones.
No, AmbulanceGirl, that’s just because it saved as a GIF or PNG file instead of a JPG file. JPG’s add compression artifacts that make text all blurry.
Facebook has ads? Oh right, Adblock blocks it all.
Finally something I submitted actually gets used! If I knew that all it took to get on Lamebook was a stupid fucking penguin/fish, I would have quit a long time ago.
I think the shirt with bottle opener is a fab idea! ha
ha ha ha my daughter always thinks that they are giving away actual babies when she sees this ad!(shes 9)!
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