Comments on: Bad Dad Competition

By: jess

jess — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:29:56 +0000

why people post stuff like that is beyond me. fuck, stop making it weird for all involved!

By: phill

phill — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:35:38 +0000

@brent

agreed. what a douche bag.
you had your time to talk about it in ’99 or ’00.
11 years later is just a dick move.

By: brent

brent — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:57:38 +0000

1998? 11 years ago? and you still feel the need to whip out the guilt card when dads come up? Move on with your life!

By: BLIM BLIM

BLIM BLIM — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:23:45 +0000

@Felix LMAOOOOO

By: Rigor

Rigor — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:57:47 +0000

You know, I haven’t gotten a call from my dad in 3 months.

I just… You know, talk to him everyday.

By: Finn

Finn — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:33:40 +0000

LOL @ Too Soon!
Fritzl…

By: RingingInMyHead

RingingInMyHead — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:39:28 +0000

@jigz I agree. The grass is always greener on the other dad…

By: eternal gnarl

eternal gnarl — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:16:47 +0000

jesus jelly…that was very innapropriate and very very funny. scores for u and kjellupa.

superphunk phailure.

By: hmmm

hmmm — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:58:20 +0000

@Erm

You fail at intelligence and understanding when someone is taking the piss

By: awesome

awesome — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:15:57 +0000

@boz- lolololol

my dad is right next to me…

By: Boz

Boz — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:15:16 +0000

I pushed my dad down the stairs when I was a little kid and he died.

By: nor'n monkey

nor'n monkey — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:03:14 +0000

My dad never calls me. But that’s no biggie. We haven’t fallen out or anything. He’s one of those dad’s that when I (occasionally) call home and he answers, he says “Oh hello, I’ll get your mam.”

By: jigz

jigz — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:00:42 +0000

my dad rang me last night. and about a week before that.

it’s not all it’s cracked up to be

By: VillageIdiot

VillageIdiot — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:35:56 +0000

@Erection: wasn’t the anus, or you wouldn’t be here.

As for “wah wah my daddy doesn’t ring me” entitled girl, well it takes two to tango. Pick up the phone and call the cunt instead of whinging about it.

By: doggbAT

doggbAT — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:52:26 +0000

My dad’s upstairs passed out on the couch. What a badass.

By: Kookaburra

Kookaburra — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:49:49 +0000

Ugh. I hate one uppers. Especially when what they one-up with isn’t really relevant. Good dad who is dead =/= crappy dad who is alive.

I mean, my dad died in middle school, but based on my observations having a great dad for a short time seems better than having a shitty or uncaring one.

By: Felix

Felix — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:44:51 +0000

My dad showed me how to beat up my mom and my sister if there is no cold beer in the house

By: jelly

jelly — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:03:26 +0000

My dad not only impregnated me, he recently left me for our daughter, and is the process of creating my little sister/grandaughter/neice.
Too far?
Probably.
Yet it still doesn’t beat (beet?) Diane’s dad for dying.
I mean jeez, what a douche.

By: Erection

Erection — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:09:40 +0000

My dad Ejaculated into a zebra’s anus

By: Remo

Remo — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:55:33 +0000

Oo oo! Are we comparing shitty fathers?! Mine left when I was two; came back 7 years later; got remarried; was verbally abusive to the new wife, her kids, and me; uses his depression to blackmail people into being nice to him; and is now kicked out of his second wife’s house. Do I win?

No? Okay, thought I’d give it a shot.

By: Erm

Erm — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:49:40 +0000

@superphunk
also… “deadbeet”? some kind of dead vegetable?
spelling FAIL.

By: Erm

Erm — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:48:58 +0000

@superphunk
i spy a lie there… either you are still young or he wasn’t posting anything on facebook since it’s only a few years old. timeline FAIL

By: superphunk

superphunk — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:41:25 +0000

ok, so your dad is a deadbeet. woopee. and your dad, well…he’s just dead. congrats? I’m sorry?

still, my dad is way worse. when i was young, he would dress my friends and me in see-through outfits and take naughty photos hed post on FACEBOOK. go ‘head and top that, bitches!

By: ROwdee

ROwdee — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:23:42 +0000

@L i know, what a bitch. i mean it sucks that he’s dead, but at least you don’t have to deal with the fact that he’s a total asshole. my dads dead, it sucks ass, but i wouldnt try to one up someone with it.

By: L

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:05:24 +0000

Diane’s father is OBVIOUSLY the biggest dick here.

By: welshraz

welshraz — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:56:49 +0000

I like turtle soup

By: Too soon?

Too soon? — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:17:43 +0000

At least none of these girls’ fathers were Joseph Fritzl…

By: Winsom Losome

Winsom Losome — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:44:08 +0000

Hahaha! tiffs, boomstik, jessicalea… you all winnin’ bitches!

By: RZ

RZ — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:40:48 +0000

so is diane saying that she hasn’t been molested since 1998?

By: Jessica

Jessica — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:37:30 +0000

You were pregnant with your dad??