I have finally succeeded in posting a comment on lame book before t1000. I am so estatic that I have already planned and paid for my family vacation to fort worth Texas where we will be campaigning for guide success in the lambook comment primaries. Though #3 kicks ass, I cannowadi continue my striking yearning for #1. Which is why, as of July 23, I have quit my job at Petco and am completely earning my living as an Amateur blogger and life time lame book commenter. These coming weeks I will commit dozens of hours, waiting, researching, and estimating for when the next lame book article to be posted. With this preparation I will complete my mission as lame book top commenter. Nothing will be in my way.
Yeah Hank, you”quit” your job. Bitch, don’t lie to us…we see right through that bullshit. We know you were fired after you got caught molesting puppies in the back of the grooming area and masturbating with peanut butter filled kongs. Save up your lunch money ’til you can ‘ford one a them flashy newfangled fleshlights, or grab a towel, a rubber band, plastic wrap and generous amounts of vaseline and make your very own little fefe. Whatever you do, please don’t stick a pupperoni in your tight little asshole and make those poor pups lick it out ever again…that’s disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself, kiddo!