I didn’t notice the cat till the comments. I thought the lame part was because she’s not wearing a black bra with her black top and thus making her boobs a focal point, which is probably a deliberate move on her part. David’s trying to pimp for his loney-looking cat lady aunt (god help me if I ever give off that image!)
hpfan2dmax: Oops, haha. Didn’t even notice I was 4 til you pointed that out. Don’t get me wrong, I can be just as self-deprecating as the next guy, but calling oneself a certifiable douche would definitely be crossing that line…. unless of course I took pictures like THAT dude.
Dukey & Pervert: I don’t see anything resembling a dildo either, but David is a terrible photographer. Either that, or perhaps he knows that the top half of that woman’s head is even harder on the eyes than the bottom half.
#3 is stupid, they’re not humping. even a cursory glance at the picture shows that the “thing” behind the girl is walking at an angle towards the camera while the girl is looking down into the water at something
plus, i don’t care how hillbillie nympho you are, no body ever fucks on a deserted beach standing up in the water.
OMG it’s soooooo obvious.
All the way to the right, on top of the counter there’s something that might be kind of yellowish..but i’m pretty sure it’s not a dildo. If it was, it would be quite small. I don’t see the pleasure in that.
He also could be referring to the bag of carrots on the left.